When you feel like you need a break :)
This subverse is a dwelling place where all the funny things reside.
1.Tag NSFW material in your title.
2.No clickbait sites. (If the image is from a clickbait site, please use the image address instead of the original web address.)
Guidelines-
we are not looking to define speech and then remove content that contains that speech. In this spirit we will remove spam, illegal material, personal information and nothing else. Leaving it to the community to cast their voat and decide what they want to about your content! happy posting
If it makes you laugh - share it here, just don''t be a dingus! We're all here to have a good time.
Also check out some other knee-slapping subverses!
/v/comedy
/v/jokes
/v/JobStories
view the rest of the comments →
[–] 9482208? 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago (edited ago)
The guy's arm is about as thick as her waist, I hate to imagine how they even sleep next to each other (I imagine like a regular guy cuddling a Barbie doll), let alone how they have sex (unless he is unnaturally small, such as from the aftermath of steroid abuse, and/or she is unnaturally wide, like what would happen if she kept stuffing bigger and bigger objects inside herself).
EDIT: I didn't say steroid use, I said steroid abuse, as in "taking so much of it beyond the standard dosage that your body starts to reject it and experiences the side effects", and I only meant it as a half-joke because of the guy's weird head size and extra-bulky arms over extra-thin legs not looking like natural muscle gain proportions.
[–] KittenCat 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I don't know about the sleeping part, but as far as the sex goes, I'm sure he just throws her wherever he wants her and shoves it in. What's she going to do about it?
[–] faizi199BC 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Steroid use does not affect penis size
[–] Dibgick 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
@syriansareterrorists steroid use affects all soft tissue development including ears, tongue, intestines and the nether parts.
[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Increased artificial testosterone increases penis size, but because of the decreased need for testicles they shrivel into raisins.
[–] ObscureReference ago
Not personally used, but urban legend is is shrinks your unit?
[–] [deleted] 6 points -2 points 4 points (+4|-6) ago
[–] ZYX321 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago (edited ago)
And pretty dumb if you think being muscular or having a wide frame results in a larger dick size.