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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
By the look of her I think the receptacle may be a bit bigger than you think.
[–] Sueshia101 6 points -2 points 4 points (+4|-6) ago (edited ago)
Or ya'll could be assuming too much.
[–] wesofx 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Me meanwhile
[–] zquad 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
[–] 9483043? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
gag
[–] TheRealAmalek ago
He uses his Cueball
[–] FlimsyArmadillo [S] 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Awww
[–] sonickid101 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thats's a huge bitch
[–] Totenglocke 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Aww, her son has Benjamin Button disease. How sad.
[–] Dinoczar 2 points 10 points 12 points (+12|-2) ago
That dude's body is really oddly proportioned. His head is like 3/4 the size it should be, and he skips leg day.
[–] ObscureReference 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Sort of like Brock Samson. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_cHBm-Hyexu0/TGIiB4GnITI/AAAAAAAABG4/cMYMqZ_XLN0/s1600/brock.jpg
[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More like Johnny Bravo
[–] HighEnergyLife 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
Women say they want a huge D until they get one. If his junk is as big as you'd think it is, her pussy is either bombed out to oblivion, or he doesn't actually get to enjoy sex because he can't fully sink it in her. He's prob normal sized though. Just don't ask her, women have no idea what normal sized means
[–] IforgotMYpASS 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
"Just don't ask her, women have no idea what normal sized means"
Thank god. amirite?
[–] HighEnergyLife ago
https://youtu.be/XbdLOB0JO2g
They all want 7" cocks, good luck girls
[–] 9482208? 2 points 6 points 8 points (+8|-2) ago (edited ago)
The guy's arm is about as thick as her waist, I hate to imagine how they even sleep next to each other (I imagine like a regular guy cuddling a Barbie doll), let alone how they have sex (unless he is unnaturally small, such as from the aftermath of steroid abuse, and/or she is unnaturally wide, like what would happen if she kept stuffing bigger and bigger objects inside herself).
EDIT: I didn't say steroid use, I said steroid abuse, as in "taking so much of it beyond the standard dosage that your body starts to reject it and experiences the side effects", and I only meant it as a half-joke because of the guy's weird head size and extra-bulky arms over extra-thin legs not looking like natural muscle gain proportions.
[–] KittenCat 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I don't know about the sleeping part, but as far as the sex goes, I'm sure he just throws her wherever he wants her and shoves it in. What's she going to do about it?
[–] faizi199BC 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Steroid use does not affect penis size
[–] Dibgick 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
@syriansareterrorists steroid use affects all soft tissue development including ears, tongue, intestines and the nether parts.
[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Increased artificial testosterone increases penis size, but because of the decreased need for testicles they shrivel into raisins.
[–] ObscureReference ago
Not personally used, but urban legend is is shrinks your unit?
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[–] ZYX321 2 points 3 points 5 points (+5|-2) ago (edited ago)
And pretty dumb if you think being muscular or having a wide frame results in a larger dick size.
[–] ZYX321 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
ITT: People who think that muscles make your dick huge, and that vaginas are made loose by sex with men with larger (penis? penises? penii?)
[–] GuannaRue ago
What does "ITT" mean? Also: could it be penis-"penes"? You know, like thesis-theses...
Thank you and you're welcome.
[–] ZYX321 ago
ITT = In This Thread. My problem with the pluralization of penis was also that it could mean men with multiple penises.
[–] EdSnowden 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Plot twist: he's 5'2"
[–] Dibgick 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I can confirm that if your dick is too big many women will avoid it, some will take it with gusto, and all faggots will want it (but no).
[–] TheRealAmalek ago
Why do faggots want your penis?
[–] Dibgick 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Because they are fucking degenerates. I see no other explanation.