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[–] LuciusAM 1 points 93 points (+94|-1) ago 

Anyone else notice how all of them had dreams of serving others? Either by serving as a minion, a therapist, or a tailor. None of them wanted to be in charge of their own life, they all just wanted a master to follow.

Sad, so very sad

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[–] ICameToLaughAtYou 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

"army uniform design"

Cause everybody else gets to be a conscript in a body bag except for the talented snowflakes, right?

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[–] hardcore_browser 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

"oh yes uniforms! Well we already have those, so here is one shoe and five bullets you are fighting on the western front comrade!"

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Best uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss

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[–] idunnome 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was thinking of something like a Mao suite, in a daring fuschia....

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[–] Workman 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Personal responsibility is a burden in these people's minds. They can't handle the thought of having to take care of themselves, or worse, think for themselves. It's easy and comfortable to allow someone else to think for you, it appeals to the infantile instincts they never matured past. Listen and Obey, proles, Listen and Obey and you will be happy.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It's a shame they're unable to listen to people with actual constructive ideas.

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[–] BlakeSteel 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

To actually create something is a completely foreign concept to them.

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Cuckpocalypse Now.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Those who love communism are losers. That's why they want everyone to be equal, because they will be pulling almost everyone down to their level.

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[–] nobslob 1 points 64 points (+65|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Meanwhile in the reality of a post communist revolution they'd all be rotting in a mass grave with their fellow undesirables. It's like they've never even accidentally stumbled on to a history book...

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[–] srgmpdns 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

'Useful Idiot' is more like it. Kulaks were independent landowners and sometimes quite wealthy, that's why they had to be eliminated.

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[–] HeavyBrain 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Yes but that all was not real communism, in real communism there are no purges except the racist sexist Nazis of coures.

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[–] nobslob 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I have the same blinders for bitcoin. Those other bubbles were bad, but this time it's real guys! ha, plus there is a tiny chance it could become the future of currency, and then I'll be laughing on my mega yacht. Or more likely evil lair. What are we talking about again?

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[–] russiancommunist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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[–] murraryrothbard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Bingo

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 54 points (+54|-0) ago 

These retards don't realize they will wind up slaving away 11 hours a day in a brick factory or manufacturing plant. They all think they'll become artisan commissars while some other proletariat does the drudge work.

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[–] hardcore_browser 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

They will be deemed weak and useless by the state and probably put in a concentration camp and used for slave labor, or executed by marxists who are more marxist than they are.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

See? The marxists aren't all bad! They'd help get rid of undesirables!

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[–] russiancommunist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well yes, the revolution only needs people who can contribute. I never understood the right wing ubermensch who were worried about getting killed, surely they are capable enough of thriving in a communist system.

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[–] Loghery 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If we all suddenly went share crazy and had the government mandate "equal for all", incentive to do great things would end, because fat joe dropout gets the same reward as fit john success. The johns of the world will find a way to the top and crush the joes under their heel. We call these johns the Stalins and Maos of the world.

These antifa are seriously deluded. They haven't begun to grasp the power of basic laws of nature they seek to oppose.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Someone has to clean the toilets. I doubt these people have any real skills, so I think we all know who that will be.

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[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Also; prostitutes.

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[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nope, communism requires cullings. Not strong enough? Left to rot in a mine/mass grave. Not smart enough to take abuse from the daughter of a commissar? Gulag.

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[–] White_Phillip 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Artisan Commissar

10/10 image. I pictured a pink-haired, bicycle-toting Stalin delivering baguettes to parisian children .

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[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The money behind antifa will kill antifa post revolution "They weren't my family, they weren't me. Why should I care?" How dumb do you have to be to work for a Nazi collaborating Jew? (Which includes all of the, by blood, Rothschilds

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

artisan commissar

:DDD

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[–] Astronautilus 0 points 52 points (+52|-0) ago 

re-educating the anti-social tendencies out of people in a gulag

This was written unironically. These people are absolute loons.

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[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Helicopter rides.

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[–] Astronautilus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Whomp-Whomp-Whomp-Whomp-Whomp

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's an insult to absolute loons!

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[–] Skyrock 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The Central Council of Absolute Loons is absolutely apalled at @Astronautilus comparison to communists and asks for a public apology, a donation of no less than $1,000 and a round of "Waltzing Mathilda" played on a badly tuned harmonium.

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[–] Asetro1234 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

Absolutely insane. Is there anything more anti-social than "re-education in a gulag"... I mean... It is almost like the anti-fascists are pretty fascist....

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[–] Astronautilus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

liberals are the real fascists

Firstly, no. Fascism is actually productive and for the betterment of the country.

Secondly, no. These commies are just that - commies. Calling them fascists serves no one except boomers that still think israel isn't controlling and fucking America.

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[–] OKythen 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

re-educating the anti-social tendencies out of people in a gulag

Translation: I dream of becoming a serious fascist with the forced re-education of people who have a different opinion.

out of people in a gulag

FFS.

Do these cunts not realise it will be them in the fucking gulags and concentration camps? Oh hang on, no, they are too fucking stupid to see it coming!

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[–] Astronautilus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

calling communists fascists

Found the normie.

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[–] MisterMroraraararks 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Do they not understand that they essentially embody everything that is the Bourgeoisie? They wouldn't have a place; they'd be killed by firing squad and/or enslaved then gunned down by Commissar Cletus and Jamal.

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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One would think a person so mired in subjectivism would understand that, however they have had the concept of nuance beaten out of them with brainwashing.

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They would be gunned down after Jamal. Because once the fighting is done any Jamals that survived would be useless in all but one way, gunned down as examples to everyone else.

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Don't they teach history in these "schools" they attend? The first thing revolutionary leaders do is stick their witless underlings in a mass grave or ship them off to a gulag. Letting them wander around loose is just asking for a counter revolution when they figure out they've been duped.

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[–] Gumbatron 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Their usual reply to that is:

But that wasn't REAL Marxism

The simple fact that they are already dreaming of gulags and a red army tells you all you need to know

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[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"I'm going to be raping local girls under the guise of supporting the revolution, probably."

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[–] TheInevitableHulk 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I guess they watched too much star wars or something

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[–] ShittyAdvice 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

They'll also need wall builders to keep people from fleeing their communist utopia. Commies love walls to keep people in, and prevent the free trade those dirty capitalists prefer over bread lines.

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[–] Dukeofboot 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Don't forget about grave diggers. Some people can't be reeducated.

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[–] BeHereNow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And by some the commies always mean millions and millions.

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[–] Skyrock 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Nonono, the wall is meant to keep the capitalists out who would steal all the communism.

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[–] Pawn 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dirty Capitalists want to steal our GLORIOUS communism!? Please Communist Leader Stalin, protect us from the evil capitalist.

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[–] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Red Army?! Are you fucking joking? That means you'd have to pick a gun and know how to use it, you fairy faggot snowflakes!

Who are we kidding though? You're not going to win a revolution with bike locks.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well that just depends on how you define 'winning'.

Maybe if we kill them they win! I could tolerate ceding such a victory to them!

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