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[–] Sikozen 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

This is the most adorable thing ever. Rent-A-Dad should be a thing, especially for people just aging into adulthood who need and adultier-adult to do things they weren't shown.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar [S] 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If I were there I would do it. Tell them they all need hair cuts and say "Kids today, where did we go wrong?" when they say they want their burgers well done. Talk about how I earned my pension. "We smoked dope in the street to end the Viet Nam war. That was after I shot 8 of 'em."

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[–] Sikozen 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Aww. That's a great Dad.

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[–] Capt_Rye 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Rent-a-Dad Not to be confused with Rent-a-DADDY.

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[–] Sikozen 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

LOL

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[–] KinkRaven 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

It's the saddest thing ever, it means all of these 20 something's are fucking retarded and can't cook OR have family they are close with.

Super pathetic, learn to grill and/or call your dad.

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[–] Iblis1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That would be YouTube

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

And that's why being white is such a beautiful and precious thing. White culture is the best culture.

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[–] JohnJones 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

BBQ Pit Boys have your back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VycYEOc8Zw

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[–] Hall_of_Cost 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Their videos are the shit.

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[–] Crazyjoe33 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Generally speaking. I'm white and 20, but I have no fucking clue on how to make 'the perfect steak'.

My dad never taught me :(

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[–] Fenrirwulf 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

So do what any resourceful man would do. Buy a steak, grill it to what you think is the correct temperature, eat it. If it wasn't done enough, grill it longer next weekend. Cooked too much, grill it less. Pure experienced learning through trial and error. The best way to learn is to do it yourself.

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[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Let the coals finish burning before you put in the grill, and marinade the bastard first.

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[–] TemetNosce 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Omaha steak cooking chart. For 20 years I always fucked up the steak. I have used this chart for 5 years now. PERFECT steak, every damn time!!!

EDIT: this is with the grille wide open---hot as you can get it!

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ya our dads fucked up...the world changed, everybody got so much busier, because they are slowly enslaving us.

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[–] SlavSquat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

white people have no culture you fucking bigot

meanwhile thousands of years of european civilisation

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[–] Zbruh 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

  • Refer to all attendees as "Big Guy', "Chief", "Sport", "Champ" etc. (whilst drinking beer)

That's where I fuckin lost it

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[–] Papa_John_Podesta 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

spokane.craigslist

Sounds about right.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hell of a user name there.

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[–] Papa_John_Podesta 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A buddy of mine made a joke about it so I snatched it up for a novelty account. It's been fun seeing what "new people" have to deal with.

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Daddy Amalek going to teach these kids about the Jews

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[–] Vvswiftvv17 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That made me laugh......I can just picture it:

"Can you pass the ketchup?"

"Remember kids Jews hate ketchup so we hate Jews"

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[–] UKD 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

All the kids growing up without a dad is sad.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

NO sex pffffff

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm sure there will be toes there for you to look at

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

hope so

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I know but I posted it under comedy anyway because I can still find it in me to laugh at them.

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