Archived World's Second Smallest Book. .....(What's Number One?) (imgoat.com)
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Archived World's Second Smallest Book. .....(What's Number One?) (imgoat.com)
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] Eleutheria 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The complete French Strategy:
Open book, rip out single blank page, wave page until enemy stops firing.
[–] Nuke_meccA 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yeah, those dumb fucks -- instructions to nuke mecca were on the other side of that page
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Proud African-Amreican Recipients of the Fields Medal?
[–] Crensch 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
The list of things that don't offend feminists, are off-limits to kikery, and that won't be humped/molsted/raped/destroyed by a nigger, sandnigger, or spicnigger.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You just took away all my 'Smallest Book' titles with one fell swoop. Well done, sir.
[–] oddjob 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I love that having a penis is not a requirement for being a boy
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've been here 2 years. I've never seen a comment answered so succinctly with one word like that. Bravo, Lauren!
That is really a ...unique response.
[–] HINCOPTIcAmERmam 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Reasons To Vote For Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide
[–] aria_taint 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Niggers I met while yachting
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've not met many black sailors, but there are a few black guys at the marina with shitty motorboats that never leave the dock.
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] ago
A companion instruction book with "How to Greet Negros While Camping".
[–] NoRagrets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
False. Neil DeGrasse Tyson could write a book with 50% fewer words.
https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/25268611178303490
Edit, I see now you were asking what the smallest book was. Did I get it?
[–] LuciusAM 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
So transgenders are girls if they get a vagina installed then?
Should be "Do you have two X chromosomes" and then "Do you have an X and a Y chromosome" instead :)
[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Damn. I'm the dummy.
How about this?. Better?
[–] LuciusAM 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There you go! Easiest guide to figuring out what gender you are.
[–] prairie ago
Penis still takes precedence over a vagina in terms of classification, but your flowchart gives vagina precedence.
[–] mudbear 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
you mean by carving up a penis to mimic a vagina or to carve out someone elses vagina and hope that the host wont reject it? You will either be a boy with a mutilated penis or a chimera.
[–] cynicaloldfart 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
As in:
Do you have 2 X chromosomes?
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You're a girl
Do you have an X and a Y chromosome?
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You're a boy
Do you have anything other?
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You don't deserve a gender. Try harder to fit in.
[–] sulkembo1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Straight
Gay
Retarded
Its not that hard people..
[–] prairie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What gender is a straight person?