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[–] 9066167? 4 points 39 points (+43|-4) ago 

That was amusing enough for me to blow air out of my nose. Thanks (sincere).

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[–] cousineerie 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Did you by chance catch that air on your finger and eat it?

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[–] 9066298? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ha! No.

Well, I suppose as much is possible. Though I don't know if "Catch" is the right word. Perhaps the nose-air grazed one of my finger, and then, while swallowing some saliva, that same air was dragged down into my stomach. We may never know.

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[–] dingomeat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

are you a horse?

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[–] SteveBrule 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Hi, I'm Dr. Steve Brule

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[–] WaterT 3 points 22 points (+25|-3) ago 

Veagans/Vegetarians are some of the most annoying people, usually because they're also libcucks.

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[–] kneo24 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago  (edited ago)

What makes them especially annoying is that the militant variety compromises a very significant portion of veganism. There are probably rational and well rounded vegans who aren't bat shit crazy, but you almost never know unless it's contextually relevant to any conversation, and even then they probably won't mention it.

Edit: Just for a more recent example, one of my favorite YouTubers, Roaming Millennial, made a video of why she hates vegans. She explicitly states it's about militant vegans, and her twitter, you tube comments, and reddit page where the video is linked, is blown up by vegans going, "why you dissin on veganism? You should get anally raped! You should die! You're a bitch!", which proves her second point she made in the video by a large margin. The cult mentality with vegans is so extreme.

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[–] 9067556? 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I just watched the video where Roaming Millennial talked with Some Black Guy (I am a little shocked sometimes that these are the kinds of names of big YouTubers with over 100,000 subscribers in this whole anti-SJW movement) about that video and how her main problem with veganism isn't the actual ideas or diet, but the people inside the movement.

EDIT: It seems that vegans have found my comments, and REEEEEEEEEEEd at them with their downvotes.

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[–] MrHarryReems 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One of my best friend's wife is vegan. My buddy is a hardcore carnivore, the wife thinks stuff like this is hilarious and posts this sort of thing on facebook all the time. She's either the only vegan with a sense of humor, or she understands that we all make our own choices.

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[–] PotatoFarm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh I have met a few in the past, and most (if not all) of them were because of their cultural traditions.

Since they grow up as such (say, not their choice) they are usually really cool people that don't need to brag or annoy others with their lifestyles.

Hell, the last time I had a BBQ a few came and they brought their own food and spare to share. And let me tell you, it was pretty damn good.

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[–] Nadeshda 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago  (edited ago)

If something your doing is making you so hateful towards others and so very ugly in your conduct, its best to stop doing it... dem vegans better be nice or just stop...

The fruit of vegans and their actions is more like feces then glowing, radiant health...

Edit: fast, read fact breakdown occurred... whoops...

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[–] padtuboqu 4 points 9 points (+13|-4) ago 

they are often also anti-christian. if u want to troll the f out of them, maybe next time they are eating some graham crackers or kellogg's corn flakes, helpfully let them know they were created by someone who was instrumental in the vegan movement, reverand graham. https://infogalactic.com/info/Sylvester_Graham#Graham_diet

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[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

they guy who invented the Graham Cracker made it as anti masturbation thing.

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[–] get_into_the_box 6 points -1 points (+5|-6) ago 

There is nothing wrong with being "anti Christian"

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[–] Nadeshda 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

I did not know that, thanks for sharing... wonder if he got his idea from the biblical unleavened bread for a week, over passover and then also refered to in the last supper, it was unleavened bread that HE blessed and broke and said... do this in remembrance of ME...

Life is certainly interesting... how them evil people cannot be sustained on fruit & vegetables without spewing out garbage on everyone else... hehe...

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[–] BoredSkeptic 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Can confirm. Every veggie I know is a staunch lefty-liberal.

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[–] get_into_the_box 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago 

Sorry you get triggered by others being different from yourself.

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[–] goatsshadow 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

I've dated this scum..... They're horrible from the top skin cells down.... She was hot, and dumber than a brick. Fuck her with a pork-loin. Bitch

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[–] dingomeat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

never stick your dick in crazy

dumbass

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[–] prairie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fuck her with a pork-loin.

That makes me wonder, do vegans fuck with plant-based strap-ons?

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[–] goatsshadow 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

this... is... oddly considerate of my opinion... have... an upvoat. and put aids in the pork tbs.

no strictly pork: This is making fun of their kind... it should never stop

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[–] dingomeat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

they buy vegan shoes, so yes I would imagine

but I don't think I've ever seen an animal-based dildo

ancient rome had leather dildos, though

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[–] MrEvilPirate 4 points -2 points (+2|-4) ago 

I find that vegan pussy tastes better, so there's that at least.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Pretty sure that it's exclusively due to whatever food they eat most of, close to the time that you're partaking of the clam chowder. You could have a girl that eats plenty of meat, that happens to eat a big ol' bowl of strawberries a few hours before you go hunting for lost coins in her meat wallet, and it would be just as tasty.

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[–] goatsshadow 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

as long as it's cured on a rack along with the rest of the deer and elk... don't be a bitch :D

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[–] colestep13 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Invite her back. I bet she still likes the bone.

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[–] VVeldon 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Well played sir.

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[–] WhiteRonin 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Dave <3

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[–] OpusMioda 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Meatality!

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh so hungry. Oh so conflicted.

Oh so sorry ......just one more bite

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