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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 22 points -5 points (+17|-22) ago 

I have pets instead of children.

Infinitely cheaper...if they get too sick? Put down, not throw .25 million at corrupt hospitals.

They want my attention? Fuck you I'm busy.

I want attention from them? Easy access and no bullshit.

I still get to care/nuture life, but really with 1/5000 responsibility/risk.

I understand that "pet fetishism" is a way to discourage White Amerika from having kids, but IDAF.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 4 points 0 points (+4|-4) ago 

What makes my blood bad?

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[–] 8967142 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

member for 3 days

Everything here checks out.

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[–] dingomeat 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

Lol, your argument for not having kids is that you can't put them down when you get impatient with them.

Heartless.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

My patience has nothing to do with the possibility of crippling debt from a terminally ill child.

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[–] UlyssesEMcGill 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Easy access means my pets don't leave the house without me.

They don't go to school 8 hours a day, with 3 hours of extra curriculars.

They don't spend the night at their friend's house or go to camp.

They sleep in their beds and play around the house.

Why does "easy access" immediately evoke animal fucking for you?