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[–] library_of_stupid 1 points 58 points (+59|-1) ago  (edited ago)

To start you off, here is what African warfare looks like.

On the subject of dressing like women

According to the soldiers themselves, cross-dressing is a military mind game, a tactic that instills fear in their rivals. It also makes the soldiers feel more invincible. This belief is founded on a regional superstition which holds that soldiers can "confuse the enemy's bullets" by assuming two identities simultaneously.

Naturally, this being Slate, it's written by a leftist cuck that doesn't understand what camouflage is really for and thinks wearing a neon purple wig and a wedding dress is the same as combat camo:

Though the accoutrements and garb look bizarre to Western eyes, they are, in a sense, variations on the camouflage uniforms and face paint American soldiers use to bolster their sense of invisibility (and, therefore, immunity) during combat. Since flak jackets or infrared goggles aren't available to the destitute Liberian fighters, they opt for evening gowns and frilly blouses.

Guess no one told the dumbfuck that the purpose of camouflage is not to "hide" a soldier or vehicle, but to "break up" their silhouette to make them harder to spot.

But moving on, here's the kikepedia article on General Butt Naked, a cannibalistic nigger with a taste for niglets.

Also, from this NewYorker article:

Reporting to the militia leaders were dozens of rebel commanders, many of whom adopted outlandish names: Chuck Norris, One-Foot Devil, General Mosquito, and his nemesis, General Mosquito Spray. Blahyi was active for about three years, and, as General Butt Naked, he led several dozen soldiers—the Naked Base Commandos—who fought mostly in Monrovia. Many of the soldiers were children, and, like their commander, they often wore nothing but shoes and magic charms. In a distorted emulation of animist tradition, Blahyi claimed that this made them “immune to bullets.”

I can't find a source for the life vest thing but I remember seeing pictures of niggers wearing them, and I guess with all the above it's pretty simple to deduce why they did it. It's another kind of charm to them, it's a tool that is meant to keep you alive so it should work on bullets too, right? Also, it has likely to do with the penchant of niggers to develop cargo cults. They see the white man wearing body armor and, being niggers, think anything that looks remotely similar serves the same purpose.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

"confuse the enemy's bullets" by assuming two identities simultaneously.

The fuck?! I was thinking more like that dresses=women=not enemy mind game, but they even fuck that up.

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[–] library_of_stupid 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Do you really think niggers would think twice about shooting women and children?

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Thank you for backing this up. I had heard of General Butt Naked before but not the cross dressing. Always happy to see someone back up a suspicion with resources.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Holy shit! They are even more mentally retarded than I imagined and I knew they had very low IQs.

African Americans who have a mixed background should be thanking whatever white person contributed DNA to their family tree. Seriously.

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[–] olinneserpona 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's been a while since I've laughed as much as when I read "and his nemesis General Mosquito Spray".