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[–] library_of_stupid 3 points 95 points (+98|-3) ago 

That's not even half of it. They wear life vests because they believe it will protect them from bullets (because life vests were made to save lives), they wear female dresses or come up with retarded names like General Ebola or General Butt Naked to scare the bullets away.

What I'm trying to say is that they're niggers.

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[–] Fambida 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Please please please give me some sources for that. I need to be able to copy your claim and have the sources to back it up when arguing with folks.

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[–] library_of_stupid 1 points 58 points (+59|-1) ago  (edited ago)

To start you off, here is what African warfare looks like.

On the subject of dressing like women

According to the soldiers themselves, cross-dressing is a military mind game, a tactic that instills fear in their rivals. It also makes the soldiers feel more invincible. This belief is founded on a regional superstition which holds that soldiers can "confuse the enemy's bullets" by assuming two identities simultaneously.

Naturally, this being Slate, it's written by a leftist cuck that doesn't understand what camouflage is really for and thinks wearing a neon purple wig and a wedding dress is the same as combat camo:

Though the accoutrements and garb look bizarre to Western eyes, they are, in a sense, variations on the camouflage uniforms and face paint American soldiers use to bolster their sense of invisibility (and, therefore, immunity) during combat. Since flak jackets or infrared goggles aren't available to the destitute Liberian fighters, they opt for evening gowns and frilly blouses.

Guess no one told the dumbfuck that the purpose of camouflage is not to "hide" a soldier or vehicle, but to "break up" their silhouette to make them harder to spot.

But moving on, here's the kikepedia article on General Butt Naked, a cannibalistic nigger with a taste for niglets.

Also, from this NewYorker article:

Reporting to the militia leaders were dozens of rebel commanders, many of whom adopted outlandish names: Chuck Norris, One-Foot Devil, General Mosquito, and his nemesis, General Mosquito Spray. Blahyi was active for about three years, and, as General Butt Naked, he led several dozen soldiers—the Naked Base Commandos—who fought mostly in Monrovia. Many of the soldiers were children, and, like their commander, they often wore nothing but shoes and magic charms. In a distorted emulation of animist tradition, Blahyi claimed that this made them “immune to bullets.”

I can't find a source for the life vest thing but I remember seeing pictures of niggers wearing them, and I guess with all the above it's pretty simple to deduce why they did it. It's another kind of charm to them, it's a tool that is meant to keep you alive so it should work on bullets too, right? Also, it has likely to do with the penchant of niggers to develop cargo cults. They see the white man wearing body armor and, being niggers, think anything that looks remotely similar serves the same purpose.

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Here's a source about scaring bullets away and also doing other stupid shit. Vice's documentary on the criminal warlords of Liberia.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

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[–] Ywis 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

10 seconds with a search engine

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=81902

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[–] greenfascist 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Be Butt Naked
Be Black
Fight at Night
Perfect Camoflage

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[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That's why experienced night-fighters in Africa know a lot of jokes. When the enemy hides, they yell out "Why did the nigger cross the road? ...He was chasing the fried chicken!" Big grin.... "There he is!" :::BANG:::

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[–] Outlier00 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

kek

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[–] 8868385? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dont smile

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[–] 8864854? 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Also General Mosquito and General Mosquito Spray (rivals obviously). You can't make this shit up.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Then I am Hugh Mongus banga lot.

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[–] Benweiser22 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Ah see nothing was making sense until you said they're niggers. Now I get it.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Daas riite daas how it werk mah niggah bigga numba is betta

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[–] middle_path 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They're like orkz from Warhammer 40k.

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[–] optionalfrank 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

More like orkz from WH40K are from niggers.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They're actually modeled after football (soccer) hooligans.

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[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Back in 2nd Edition where the rules said that a warwagon carried as many models as you could fit on it, ours looked like this:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/Travel/galleries/travel/destinations/africaandindianocean/Africas-most-insanely-overloaded-vehicles/africa-truck_3023038a-large.jpg

Of course, we put in a house rule that any models that fell off had to take a wound test with a strength roll of how many inches the wagon moved. Cuz that's a proper orky rule.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I love it.

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[–] GreatBaldung 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hey, hey hey! Orks get shit done, alright?

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[–] dayofthehope 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Given this situation, would white south africans be able to survive and win a civil war?

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[–] Buzzzard 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Have an upvoat. People need to remember this. Niggers who sneak up on you, like in a carjacking or a home invasion, are very dangerous because they catch you by surprise. But when the nigger has to "organize" its forces in order to systematically attack its enemy, you can be sure the enemy will annihilate the niggers, in large numbers.

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[–] optionalfrank 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It looks feasible.

Read this AMA: https://voat.co/v/Identitarian/1773199

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[–] 8865975? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I bet the whites would dominate until the United Nations got involved. You know because whites committing genocide.

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[–] svipbo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Depends how much other countries interfered in the war. Or whether the leadership decided to surrender because other countries called them names.

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[–] Outlier00 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Niggers gonna nig.

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

you would think the would experiment with them simply out of curiosity

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[–] poodog 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

curiosity?

hahahahahahahhaha

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[–] somethingissmarmy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

(huge inhale) bwahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah

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[–] HBDisReal 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You would have thought they would have tied a big cloth to a raft out of curiosity or put wood over rivers and streams to cross easier or he'll even how to domesticate beasts of burden.... they did none of these things. Parasites.

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

that pretty much sums it up. i did a little research a few weeks back. africa, especially back then was large enough with bountiful resources, rivers and coastline...along with all climates to be a totally self sufficient country with no outside help or trade needed. every city thats notable is that way because of the intervention of non-blacks.

every single continent, had MAJOR architectural developments, the Aztecs, the Mayans,the Japanese and Chinese, the Russians, all of Europe, Egypt and the mid east....they all had ancient civilization with advancements to prove it. niggers? all that land and resource...and they couldnt figure out how to sell pelts to their neighbors who delt with snow. they couldnt figure out that they could make a boat of of all the wood and travel the rivers? lolwut? they are monkeys. plain and simple.

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[–] bourbonexpert 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

i lived in detroit for 20 years. and i was a music producer in the 90s and 2000s. and i was a waiter and now a bartender. i know blacks.

HAHAAHHA thanks for the laugh tho.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well a least they know numbers you got to give them that.

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[–] greenfascist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

false: one of them knew numbers

and then passed the bad interpretation to all the rest.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Still impressive.

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[–] looking4truth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

How can we fix africa?

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Firebomb everything where no animals are, clean up the ashes, try to clean the soil form decades of shiting and throwing away posinous shit into the wild.

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Shitting helps the soil. Pissing, maybe a bit?

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[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Exterminate all niggers. Repopulate with either Asians and/or whites.

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[–] FreedomPulyemot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Exterminatus

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[–] elitch2 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

For the Emperor!

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