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[–] bluntripkin 2 points 13 points (+15|-2) ago 

62 bong rips an hour i dont know sounds tough

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[–] not_shadowbanned_yet [S] 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

this is also why i love voat.

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

we can do it , we can do it. bong rips are a must Jesus Christ this acid is fucking strong.

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[–] jerry 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Once you get past 30 you're probably unconscious anyway wouldnt be hard after that

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[–] PM_nudes_pls 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

I cant do more than 1 an hr without becoming unable to speak. I would definitely hallucinate if I did 69 in one hr. Perks of never smoking weed lol.

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[–] Apathy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good luck pulling an all niter at over one bong rip a minute.

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[–] wesofx 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

The first man to OD on weed. AND HES A RACISSS

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[–] illop 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

@Lobotomy, did you win? I am on the edge of my seat over here.

[–] [deleted] 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

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[–] illop 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good point, guess we will have to wait for tomorrow or the next day. Or perhaps next week.

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[–] Lobotomy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Considering that I would have to take at least one hit a minute for a full 24-hour period, plus another 88 stuffed somewhere in there as well, and coupled with how expensive that much weed would be, no.

I am sorry to have dishonored our family in this way, Otōsan. I know now what I must do. シャディレー ! !

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[–] Astronautilus 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

It might be degeneracy, but it's /our guy/ degeneracy.

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[–] Lobotomy 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Gas the Jews, my dude.

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[–] 8850838 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I don't get it

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[–] Lobotomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

FARM INTERNET POINTS WITH YOUR OWN POSTS YOU CANDLESNIFFING FUCK FENCE.

WHAT, YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FIND OUT ABOUT THIS COCKHUNGRY BULLSHIT? THIS IS REDDIT-LEVEL JEWRY. GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1v1 ME IRL YOU ABSOLUTELY DAINTY FUCKING FAGGOT. PUT UP YOUR DUKES AND FIGHT ME IN THE FUCKING STREET, OR ARE YOU NOT MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE ME?

I HAVE MET THAI LADYBOYS WITH A HIGHER T-COUNT THAN YOUR SMEG-HOOVERING FACADE OF A HUMAN EXISTENCE. DO THE HONORABLE THING AND END YOUR LIFE YOU MISERABLE SACK OF AMPHIBIAN SHIT. ONLY THEN WILL YOU RECOVER BUT THE MOST INFINITESIMAL MODICUM OF RESPECTABILITY FOR DOING THE WORLD SUCH AN OBJECTIVELY BENEFICIAL FAVOR.

HOLY LIVING FUCK. NEVER IN MY DAYS DID I THINK THAT VOAT WOULD CULTIVATE SUCH LOWLY CANCER AS THIS POST. I TRULY HAVE NO SON.

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[–] not_shadowbanned_yet [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON AL-QUAEDA, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND I’M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.

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[–] Lobotomy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Jesus Horatio Christ you even repost like a redditor.

Go directly back to Internet Mexico. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

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[–] WHITEPOWER_ranger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Used to wake up and take a few bong rips... also used to be able to take naps throughout the day.

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[–] NeoGoat 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

You'd loose count way before that number.

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[–] Kal 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

ur a loooser

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, I just have a fucked up spell checker on my Droid. I should proof more rigorously.

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