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[–] pyres 1 point 16 points 17 points (+17|-1) ago
I'm sure the charges are inflated.
Don't deflate her ideas.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
[–] ScreaminMime 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
"Whachu been smok'n with this thing PSI?!?!?!?"
[–] Onlio 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
My mom found a bong of mine in the garage. She thought it was a funky vase. She put it up on the shelf, and there it sat. Mocking me every time I went by
[–] CaesarAugustus 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
She knew.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And used it when you weren't home... just like the buttplug she found.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your mom is ignorant its not a vase its a lamp
[–] Grospoliner 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Compressed air is a hell of a drug.
[–] Grifter42 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
https://imgur.com/gallery/rVCOIxs
That was YOUR pipe?
Sure, repost fag.
[–] [deleted] 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
[–] ShineShooter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You're the best type of niggerfaggot, a good one.
[–] prairie 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Sure, but first give me my pipe so I can check the tire pressure."
[–] bloodguard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You've been huffing tire air? Don't you know that that stuff will make your nose hairs turn purple!?!
[–] everlastingphelps 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Related:
Mexican used-to-be friend was pulled over by the cops with another mexican driving. Other mexican was a mechanic. They both got dragged out, sit on the curb in cuffs, car searched.
While one of the cops was searching the trunk where Other Mexican keeps his tools, the cop says, "yup, found some paraphernalia -- this has to be some kind of beaner roach clip!" and pulls out a giant (like, two and half foot long) crescent wrench and puts it to his lips and starts making puffing sounds.
They both fell over laughing on the curb, and the cops let them go. God Bless Texas.