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[–] Macdaddy5000 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
I don't care what people do at a restaurant as long as they're reasonably quiet and don't get their bodily fluids all over everything.
[–] Jaga 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh man, I always sit with my wife on the same side of the table. We're not obnoxious about it, I just like sitting next to her
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[–] Jaga 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Way ahead of you
[–] worthlesshope 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
when I had a gf I never understood the reason to sit across from each other instead of next to each other.. This was years ago though..But i still remember thinking that.
[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Easier to get out of your seat if you need to use the restroom.
Easier to guard your food because you asked her if she wanted it and she said no so she shouldn't fucking pick at your plate.
Easier to play footsie and stare into eachothers eyes.
Talking is more natural because humans have the need to look at whatever they're talking to.
[–] kujda 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Actually I don't mind people sitting in the restaurant next to each other and hugging, kissing etc. They are even better from those who sit in front of each oteher as they're usually quite quiet and don't make much noise.
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[–] uvulectomy 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Britnee... the spelling alone confirms mom is white trash and dad (wherever he ran off to) is either black or a meth-head. A "basic white bitch" name that all but guarantees she'll be a stripper if she isn't already.
[–] xileos 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well damn Sherlock Holmes I think you cracked the case!
[–] barraccuda 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Didn't we just see this fat cunt in a fast food shop harassing innocent people