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[–] MetalAegis 2 points 15 points (+17|-2) ago 

He's dead...

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[–] Dae_Bae 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

That actually looked like it really hurt.

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[–] o_V_o 18 points 7 points (+25|-18) ago  (edited ago)

I feel like I'm the only person on the internet not willing to play this faggoty game where everyone over-reacts to the most mundane shit in the most cliché manner in order to be part of the in-crowd. You should be embarrassed by this shit, but instead you eat right up. It's supremely pathetic... I just wish I had something to sell you.

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[–] Apathy 5 points 23 points (+28|-5) ago 

Someone's never stepped on a lego in the middle of the night before.

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[–] Somali 4 points 16 points (+20|-4) ago  (edited ago)

Of course you wish you had something to sell us. But you don't. Because to sell something you need to have something. And you have nothing, you worthless good for nothing piece of shit. NOT. A. GOD. DAMN. THING. All you have is your edgy plebbit nihilism spread like a tarp over the emptiness of your being where success and character would reside for a greater man. Try selling that you worthless faggot

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Sounds like some one is a lot of fun at parties.

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[–] wesofx 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

9999k Damage (Critical Hit)

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

When you get tired of The Floor is Lava. Switch it up to Lego. Insta-kill.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm genuinely curious how they pulled that off. Legos are manufactured to laser-acurate structural integrity. That shit is going in you.

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[–] Broc_Lia [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Those guys are all pretty well padded with muscle. Worst case scenario there's some superficial cuts and it looks better for the crowd. If you tried that with a gymnast there'd be punctured organs.

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[–] aztek 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's still gotta hurt like a fucking bitch. Padding or not.

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[–] Spaghetti_Forgetti 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

This seems like something you'd post on reddit.

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[–] wesofx ago 

tumblr link too?

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[–] para_monk 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

So Reddit it hurts.

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[–] ObscureReference 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At least it is entertaining.

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