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[–] Grospoliner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If I wanted my own comeback I would have wiped it off your mom's chin.
[–] Morbo 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Speaking of that, my mother told me to tell your mother she will not be baby sitting you anymore. Pulling your pud in your highchair when you're supposed to be eating your Cheerios is not good behavior. You sprayed a drop of your seed on her chin while you violently jerked it and that was why you were put in timeout and now banned from further babysitting. I know it's going to be tough on your mom to find another babysitter who will be flexible with a trap's working hours but your mom should be used to that by now. Maybe she could get some help from your dad. Oh wait, she has no idea who that might be. Sorry dude.