[–] peacegnome 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

"accidentally"

[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

The perfect alibi.

"You see son, momma was dressed up as a river gator, and that's why you're retarded."

"I understand, pa. I'd have done the same thing."

[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"Now you and old yeller come out back so I can fill you both full of buckshot."

[–] MungCunt 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

For real, "accidentally" "pregnant" "sister" and "Alabama" have never been used in a sentence before.

[–] RectalLeakage 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Not with "furry" it hadn't.

[–] whythedegree 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

This just can't be real.

[–] suckcoke [S] 3 points 36 points (+39|-3) ago 

I mean, it's Alabama. Which is the Alabama of the United States.

[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Alabama is the Mississippi of the south but Mississippi is the Mississippi of the whole US

[–] BiscuitFever 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

After a quick google search I don't think it is. It's hilarious, but fictitious.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Use the embarrassment filter: Furries Pregnancy Alabama, Incest.

Scored a 4. Anything over 2 is suspicious, over 5 almost certainly fiction.

[–] ahab_with_piggyback 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Oh my god this story gets so much better....

According to Delilah, she confided in her brother Jerry a couple months later that she was pregnant. When Jerry asked what happened, she began to describe this Furry party she went to. “I told him I went to a gatherin’ dressed up like a goat,” said Delilah. “I said I had ‘did it’ with a guy that night and he got me pregnant and it was the best I ever had. That’s when Jerry and I figured out that he was the father. But I can’t get that good lovin’ out of my mind, so we are stayin’ together to raise this baby. She has 10 fingers and 10 toes so there ain’t nothing wrong with us staying together.”

picture of the happy couple

[–] SuperSaiyanCock 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

sigh If this article were only true.

[–] ahab_with_piggyback 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

... I want to believe

[–] MetalAegis 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hahaha, that picture!

[–] suckcoke [S] 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Of all the people who don't need to produce an incest baby, they are at the top of the list.

[–] WHITEPOWER_ranger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hey look, it's Mac and Me all grown up.

[–] CowWithBeef 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

They were different species of furry so they didn't think pulling out was necessary.

[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Welcome to Alabama, where a major concern is trying to figure out if when a married couple gets divorced they’re still brother and sister.

[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ladies love Alabama! No pesky "changing your last name" after you done already spent twelve years learning the original one.

[–] Vvswiftvv17 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I trolled my husband so hard with this. I pulled this up on his phone and then left for work. He didn't realize it was just a meme and kept clicking the headline trying to get to the article. Ha.....*sigh. Good times good times....

[–] suckcoke [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You go girl!

[–] nogarbagetrashonly 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why wasn't comrade @SeanBox invited !!! He could have flim3d for research

[–] Rb8623 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well...I can't say it any better than you did.

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