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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 78 points (+78|-0) ago 

Brilliant. But I have an even better solution.

Step 1: buy lottery ticket

Step 2: fill out the lottery ticket with the correct numbers

Step 3: collect the winnings

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[–] kjell 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Step 4: Blow money on stupid shit.

Step 5: Fuck taxes

Step 6: Come out deeper in debt.

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[–] cyks 3 points 6 points (+9|-3) ago 

Step 1: exterminate jews

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[–] CrustyBeaver52 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Apparently some super autist math prof figured out how to reverse engineer the algorithm for the winning scratch tickets - just by looking at them - he laid it all out in this big presentation to the lottery commission here - and they buried it - apparently, there is only two or three companies that do the scratch tickets for all of North America - and it is cheaper to pretend it didn't happen than it is to fix the code!

LMAO

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[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd be very surprised if they didn't use a hardware RNG to generate them.

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[–] stillinit 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Source?

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[–] Pawn 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

yea good luck getting the algorithm for a random as fuck ball. Oh scratchers. Nvm.

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[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm stuck at step 1.5. Lottery ticket stuck to penis.

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[–] aztek 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] SumTingWong 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How is 3 steps better than 1?

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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

More money