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[–] Morbo 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

"If you can't handle me at my worst..." words that indicate you are with a woman who should be dropped on the curb on trash day. Nothing good comes from being with these infantile women. Dodge that bullet and find one who doesn't see you as an ATM and a punching bag.

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[–] prairie 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"If you can't handle me at my worst..."

Says she thinks she's god's gift to her partners, and that she is doing them a favor by being with them. Says all you need to know right there.

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

PUNY HUMANS, MORBOS' PEOPLE WILL TURN YOU ALL INTO PUNCHING BAGS. /hysterical laughter

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[–] ObscureReference 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They are nice as they actually put it on their email signatures. It is a likely guess they are more attractive then average or others would not let them get away with the behavior.

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[–] armday2day 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, these stupid fucks who let them do whatever they want ruin them.

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[–] The357Cure 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So, in other words I should stay single?

Can do.

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[–] 8BigMacNMuhDietCoke 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Cartoon inaccurate: Courtney portrayed 100 pounds too slim.

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[–] Samchay6 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Also, she doesn't give blowjobs and fucks like a grumpy cunt giving a Starbucks order.

Courtney: "Why am I still single."

Courtney's vapid friend: "It's that you're too nice and too amazing."

Courtney, I don't need a crystal ball to see the loneliness and cats in your future.

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[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I have cooked better than all my previous girlfriends. Women don't even try anymore.

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[–] MrEvilPirate 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My gf can't cook for shit. Like nothing, short of toasting an english muffin and spreading some peanut butter on it. And she even does a shitty job at that. I've cooked all my life, I end up cooking everything. She cleans up. But still, just once, it would be nice to come home to dinner after a hard day's work.

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[–] The357Cure 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why are you with her? Cooking is not hard. If she can't cook she is either stupid or lazy. Getting your dick wet and your bed warmed isn't worth it.

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[–] CobraStallone 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Bonus points if they wrongly attribute it to Marylin Monroe.

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[–] Freeofmind 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Any woman says those words it means she has taken miles and miles of dick and is a unsufferable cunt who can't maintain any longterm relationship and is who needs to be shunned.

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[–] channelfadge 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

anyone with 'generic single girl' quotes on their profile is best avoided. Things like "you've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your prince"
is pretty much code for "theres a reason why Im single"

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Never stick your Dick in crazy. NOT. EVEN. ONCE.

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[–] The357Cure 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Good advice. Crazy is SO good to your dick you'll wanna do it again. Best to never start.

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[–] voats4goats 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's like fucking crack man (like porn star sex). But the hangover is bitch. You will come to resent having sex when the sex drive goes away and all you have left is a crazy bitch you can't stand and can't get rid of unless you are willing to part ways with your possessions, pride, and conscious.

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