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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 5 points -3 points 2 points (+2|-5) ago
My daughter once told me that legislation mandating fuel efficiency would lower overall fuel consumption for society. She argued that it would cancel out the higher up front costs because the long run operating costs would be lower, and everyone would be better off as a result.
I punished her for her economic ignorance by forcing her to watch as I shredded 95% of her wardrobe with a pair of scissors. She cried and pleaded with me to stop, but I told her it would be fine and she could replace them out of her allowance. She complained that her allowance wasn't high enough, so I reminded her that she could fly to the outlet mall on the other side of the state and buy clothing for a third of what it costs at the local mall.
[–] Voatcunt ago (edited ago)
Only a Muslim would be so petty and unforgiving to their own daughter for expressing a different opinion. Only a Muslim would choose force and punishment over words. Maybe if you weren't such such a financial failure she would have a better understanding of economics.
[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago
Lol r u fucked?