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[–] SpectralForces 10 points 74 points (+84|-10) ago  (edited ago)

Men have grown beards since time immemorial. A beard should not be held in disdain. It is a sign of manhood. Only boys and women have clean faces.

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[–] Mathurin1911 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Feminists have stated that most men are pedophiles because they like the appearance of a skinny girl with a shaved bush. This seems like a legit theory to fire back with.

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[–] 8072871? 6 points 18 points (+24|-6) ago 

They just never been fucked properly by a bearded man

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[–] not_shadowbanned_yet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

even a shaved face a man has stubble. read desmond morris's the naked ape.

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No but they are LESBIANS.

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[–] I3uckwheat 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

The exception is anybody that has to wear an SCBA. Won't properly seal on an unshaven face. I'd rather not breathe aunt Gemma's $2,000 couch when her cat knocks a candle over..

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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

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[–] Mathurin1911 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My company hazmat trailer has disposable razors for this reason.

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[–] SkepticalMartian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Even Chewbacca understands the importance of the beard.

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[–] twitch1982 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] piratse 9 points 45 points (+54|-9) ago 

Only faggots who can't grow beards complain about beards.

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[–] Redditequalsdaesh 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

Notice you never see hispanics with full beards? Clean shaved and brown? Calling ICE...

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[–] armday2day 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

We don't want everyone thinking we're sandniggers

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[–] WickedVocalist 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

As a woman I have to agree with you. Men who can't grow facial hair literally have low testosterone.

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[–] sumguy 1 points 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

Please hurry,

Sincerely sumguy who's been bearded non-stop since 2002 and will never shave again. (yes, I'd rather be seen as some retard with a mullet than a dirty hipster)

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Congrats for not selling out to the beta cuckoldery movement of relinquishing men's rights to not have a bloody, flaky clean shaven face and a red sunburnt neck.

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[–] Nofatpeople 5 points 21 points (+26|-5) ago 

Fuck you, beards have always been a symbol of manliness.

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[–] Wahaha 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

Actually, I mostly associate dwarfhood with beards. But I'm kind of a nerd.

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[–] Mathurin1911 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I suppose, but while my connection with dwarfs is limited, Dwarfs seem to be manly fuckers. Hard drinkers who hit stuff with axes, I'll take that.

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[–] CarpetDime 3 points 20 points (+23|-3) ago 

Bullshit. The beard is the natural state of man.

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The true difference between a man and a boy is a beard.

Some men never reach manhood, even if they're 40 or 60.

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[–] RonaldMcShitlord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Don't even chicks have mustaches? I thought they were going to get them waxed all the time.

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[–] bosticetudis314 2 points 14 points (+16|-2) ago 

False:

The mullet and the mustache are body modifications.

The beard is the natural state.

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[–] individualin1984 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Ha, I have been rocking a beard since 1991.

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[–] lord_nougat 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago  (edited ago)

You've had a beard since before it was cool!

Hipster.

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[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Your beard is older than me...

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[–] Master_Admin 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

That can be said about every fashion trend though

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