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[–] Nothanksimgood 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Is it me or is this guy getting funnier?

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[–] Ruston 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

He is learning charisma from Trump. he's meming his way to likability.

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[–] BorkDork 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think Trump cleared the way for Republicans to speak their minds. He showed that Americans aren't afraid of adult talk and are okay with idiots being called idiots.

Not true for the Dems though... Sucks for them, at this rate they are going to lose till 2020.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It works better than the bit about "I sure am a nice guy, my favorite movie is the Princess Bride, by golly."

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[–] jackofdiamonds 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Honestly, Trump needs to learn a thing from him here. If this were Trump he'd get all bent out of shape about it. It looks way stronger when you take your opponent's joke away from him and reappropriate it.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Make America ZODIAC KILLER again!

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[–] ferfrendongles 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Man.. Voat, too.. I really hope David Brock runs out of funds soon. I mean I'm prepared to wait until this all backfires in their faces, but it's just insulting each time a shill sholls.

"Haha look at that great Hillary meme; how relatable that made her! If she used an emoji, she'd have my vote!", said no one ever. The same will hold true for all non-organic "narratives".

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[–] ferfrendongles 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

How's that shilling working out for you? Fulfill all your promises you made to yourself as a child? Really feel like you came into what you were meant to do?

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He seems to be a lot happier in himself now.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ahhhhhh, this guy... this guy gets it.

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Sooooo... That's a joint then?

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[–] hansbrinker 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

Ok that was funny but, i want to take this moment to say FUCK YOU Ted Cruz you third rate bible huckster!

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[–] vladpootin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lord Farquardt incarnate

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[–] aria_taint 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Look who's learning the troll game....That nigger...

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[–] ToFat2Fish 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

God what a cringie ass politician. Thank god he dident win, could you imagine a ted cruise presidency.

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[–] DasReich 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

No, because had he won the primaries we'd have a Hillary presidency right now.

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[–] pizzathrowaway7 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

so any Muslim country?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Jeez, you make it sound much better than I'd imagined!

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[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

On secound thought that first 2 parts dosent sound half bad.

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[–] seeking_virtue 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

thanks for reposting i loled

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[–] ZebraCrisis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe unnecessary reminder that Ted "Bring the Spoils of War to the Priests" Cruz isn't becoming more electable just because he's trying to use the bantz.

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