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[–] jerrykantrell 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

You need to connect a power source to the pins as well. For that little bit 'extra'

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[–] mason 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I really want to see this in action

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[–] twee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd make them much more visible to ensure that I don't get charged with intent to harm.

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[–] RuckFeddit45 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If someone punches me and they break their hand, I'm not paying their fucking hospital bills. Fuck that.

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[–] mleczko 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

protip wear a beanie under to add further concussion protection

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[–] cyks 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Pay them monies to punch themselves in the nuts.

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

What about MAGA brass knuckles?

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[–] jerry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Then itll just be two edgy faggots having a tussle on the sidewalk

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And when the hat comes off, you can claim to be Jewish. Watch them recoil in horror.

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[–] Ywis 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

One of them new fangled Nazi Jews.

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[–] EllenPaosEgo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Actually they sell bumpcaps which basically turn your Trump hat into a little helmet. That would also prevent a stray pin from coming out and poking you in the head

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[–] aLegoInYourShoe 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Or you could just grow a pair and treat the libtard thief accordingly when they steal your shit.

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[–] shittersfull 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You see he ripped it from a young girl?

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[–] SushiMaster69 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Damn I bet that hurt. Dumb fuck better have learned something from that.

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[–] superAIDS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is one of those videos that gets better the more you watch it.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think the spikes are better, same with the booby trapped trump lawn-signs. It makes the damage they incur entirely their fault, whereas if you punch them you're taking an active role in the situation. Also, if you're getting your head slapped from behind you might turn around and punch the wrong person (if the little rat weasels away through the crowd) whereas you're unlikely to spike the wrong person.

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[–] DonDiegoDeLaVega 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

I think this is your own personal artistic expression. It tells people about who you are. You like Trump but have a Don't Tread On Me streak. If you are called out on it, that is what you say to remain in the clear.

If punk kids can have spikes in their hats as an expression of their individuality, so can you.

Just search "punk rivet spike hat" and you will see much bigger spikes.

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[–] watitdew 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

bigger spikes won't penetrate flesh as effectively

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[–] New_Iso 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They also wont be concealed well.

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

I must say I approve of defensive mayhem. Reminds me of the Victorian myths about razor blades in hat brims.

I'd exercise caution and do some stress testing on the project before deployment. Make sure the tacks are secure, you don't want them wiggling loose and turning on you. Maybe put the cap on a melon and pull it on and off a bunch of times, see if anything misbehaves. If you can give it a wack with some semi-frozen dough, or a raw chicken breast, you could get something of an idea of how it'll actually react to impact with flesh.

I say all this in the interest of keeping you off of eddit's /funny. Last thing you need in your life is a bunch of taintsnorters having a giggle because you managed to gouge yourself in the eye.

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[–] optionalfrank 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Rigorous testing yields improvement!

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[–] Brigbjones 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's like a painful jack-in-the-box

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[–] unclassified 5 points 9 points (+14|-5) ago 

Need to put poison on the tips of those needles.

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[–] superAIDS 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Poison? No. Capsaicin? Absolutely.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Super aids is better than polonium, in this case.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Polonium right next to my head? No thanks.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Too far. Pain and an embarassing injury to explain is enough.

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[–] redlegmike 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The anitfa ones wear gloves and masks. Wake up. A few pins in your hat will do shit when their flag pole is beating you in your head - might even hurt you more as those tacs are driven into your skull by an antifa flagole.

You want to hurt them? Get your CCW. When they hit you - shoot them.

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[–] superAIDS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They don't attack people where you can cc. Except in Seattle and surprise surprise one of the cunts got shot.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You're a flagole.

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