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[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 [S] 0 points 64 points (+64|-0) ago 

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[–] Apathy 0 points 76 points (+76|-0) ago 

Did this guy have a fucking montage or something? How did he get this fucking good at shitposting?

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

He learned from Senpai

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

OMG, imagine if the whole based part of the Republican party turns into this.

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[–] Daeshaniqua 7 points 17 points (+24|-7) ago  (edited ago)

he's been taking notes since getting fisted by trump. Ted Cruz 2020

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[–] Warfather 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I can see it now: upbeat 80s music playing, Ted practicing in the dojo for the big shitposting tournament.

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[–] Gigan 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Not bad Ted Cruz. Not bad.

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[–] jerry 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Based... ted cruz? That man has been red pilled

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[–] DishingShitLikeA 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It's kinda weird

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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Complyin' Ted

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[–] ibepokey 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

epic

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[–] 7756383 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

This is the kind of trolling (or rolling with the punches) that got Trump elected.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Yee haw. Trump has made authenticity a thing. It could send pretentious phonies into a deathspin of their own.

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[–] kjell 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Where was this Ted Cruz during the election? I know it's his media people but still.

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/824048983869890560

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Ted will be having the last laugh once he gets appointed to SCOTUS

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[–] Ziekk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wont happen. Trump said it'll be someone on his list, and that's who it'll be. We'll find out next week which one.

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[–] Warfather 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Seems to me he's hired a shit post advisor. A little late but also a welcome change.

I really like @Apathy 's comment. He must have had an 80s style training Montage to be this good so quickly.

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[–] Samsquamch 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

He went against the best when it comes to shitposting and trolling; it seems just a little of that might have rubbed off on him. Should be fun to see where this goes.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Man, I miss Ted Cruz. Can we have him back in some capacity? Him and Lil' Marco and ¡Jeb!. I miss all those dudes.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Ted Cruz has had the greatest redemption arc I have ever seen in a politician.

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[–] Donbuster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was playing some games last night with a guy going by the name jebbush2028. Was amusing. He even requested people clap when he got play of the game...

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