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[–] pangaea 6 points 8 points 14 points (+14|-6) ago (edited ago)
Pedophile business finances are more complicated :P
The average loli can be bribed into coming into your windowless van for $1.53 worth of candy. Or you can buy your own loli off of the human trafficker people for $1500. How often would you need to fuck the purchased loli to get your money's worth before she's too old for your taste?
Say you want to fuck her until she's 16 and you buy her at 3. Assuming you don't harm her too much with initial penetration which you obviously need to be careful not to do you get 16-3=13 years of use. That's 365x13=4745 days without accounting for leap years or if you do account for a leap year every 4 years that's 16/4=4 leap years. A leap day is added every leap year so 4745+4=4749. Any reasonable perv would want to fuck at least once per day so that's 4749x$1.53=$7265.97 so we know what the better deal is. But back to the original question, someone with a lower sex drive perhaps use less than $1500/$1.53=980 fucks which is 980/13=75 per year out of the 13 years which is 6 per month or ~1-2 per week.
Better yet just go to /v/RFH and get unlimited lolis for free since they're lolis and not real people so can be downloaded on the internet :o (note: loli = little anime girl)
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[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
Hes, for real. A known rape and pedo enthusiast.
[–] pangaea 3 points 2 points 5 points (+5|-3) ago
If you pay $1500 for something posted on /v/RFH for free you'd be the psychopath :o
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 4 points 2 points 6 points (+6|-4) ago
Or better yet, we start the 4th Reich and have a national lotto to see which citizen gets the privilege of turning on the gas valve while you're in chamber made from transparent glass!
[–] pangaea 6 points -1 points 5 points (+5|-6) ago
Between the administrative costs of the lotto and the setup of the gas chamber it may be cheaper just to buy me lolis to rape ;)
[–] Apathy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
But the ones with the candy (assuming you don't go kidnapping them or whatever) don't get old, and you get variety.
[–] pangaea 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago (edited ago)
But candy lolis cost a premium. Those are $5000 each but if they are willing to provide unlimited candy it could be worth it if they help you get more lolis though candy lolis are highly prone to diabetes and high blood sugar which reduces the lifespan of the loli :(
[–] bikergang_accountant ago
I approve. But you didn't take into account the net present value of a loli. That's a high-risk asset so it should be rather high.