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[–] pangaea 5 points 16 points 21 points (+21|-5) ago
Eliminate the commas and the "t" at the end of "sept"
Change "past away" to "died"
$350 saved if my math is right.
[–] ExpertShitposter [S] 6 points 3 points 9 points (+9|-6) ago
I didn't know pedophiles are good at jew business finances. You learn something new every day.
[–] pangaea 6 points 8 points 14 points (+14|-6) ago (edited ago)
Pedophile business finances are more complicated :P
The average loli can be bribed into coming into your windowless van for $1.53 worth of candy. Or you can buy your own loli off of the human trafficker people for $1500. How often would you need to fuck the purchased loli to get your money's worth before she's too old for your taste?
Say you want to fuck her until she's 16 and you buy her at 3. Assuming you don't harm her too much with initial penetration which you obviously need to be careful not to do you get 16-3=13 years of use. That's 365x13=4745 days without accounting for leap years or if you do account for a leap year every 4 years that's 16/4=4 leap years. A leap day is added every leap year so 4745+4=4749. Any reasonable perv would want to fuck at least once per day so that's 4749x$1.53=$7265.97 so we know what the better deal is. But back to the original question, someone with a lower sex drive perhaps use less than $1500/$1.53=980 fucks which is 980/13=75 per year out of the 13 years which is 6 per month or ~1-2 per week.
Better yet just go to /v/RFH and get unlimited lolis for free since they're lolis and not real people so can be downloaded on the internet :o (note: loli = little anime girl)
[–] AmaleksHairyAss 4 points -1 points 3 points (+3|-4) ago (edited ago)
Nice derail and ad-hom, faggot. Try contributing instead.
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Or just have a cremation and scatter the ashes at sea. My grandfather did that for my grandmother and it was a nice ceremony.