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[–] Ace_Pilto 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Medium spoon? Diastema rocker?

WTF are these things? Even urban dictionary doesn't know what "medium spoon" is so you're dealing with either a full on flake or somebody who cannot be relied upon to memorize a two word phrase correctly on that basis. "Diastema" checks out, it is a dental term for a gap between the teeth so that explains the reason why she has her mouth closed in a photo posted to an online dating service where you'd usually want to go with your most winning smile. (In her case, a very small one)

Swipe left if you voted Trump? This one's easy, I didn't even have to google it, it's one of those #JustMoronThings

Seriously though, what's a medium spoon? Does anyone know?


[–] Eualos 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

There's big spoon and little spoon when cuddling a certain way. She's either saying she likes either position or she likes equality cuddling where each person is an equal and no one feels demeaned in any way. It's the first one, since she's trying to show off her smarts and be succinct. It's a conversation starter.


[–] Ace_Pilto 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Equality cuddling"

If you didn't use that phrase ironically please leave.


[–] B3nd3r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Threesome I'd guess.


[–] Ace_Pilto 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's a likely solution but "Medium" is a descriptor for size, not position. In the context of spooning the term "middle spoon" would be more appropriate. I'd say that "middle spoon" is what she meant but that she got it wrong, this is by virtue of the evidence she presents of being an edgy moron. Now, with your analysis confirming my own suspicions, we can add a 75% chance that she's a slut (Threesomes) and an attention whore (Central position, craves attention, wears odd glasses that probably have no lenses) to the list of reasons to swipe on this one so well done!