[–] lord_nougat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Wow, she has all sorts of adventures!

[–] twee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I need use that line before I leave this plane of existance. LoL

[–] Kleyno 4 points 7 points (+11|-4) ago 

If that girl is as fat as I think she is, then take that owl away from her before she decides to eat it.

[–] voltagegate 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Dude, all toddlers have high fat content. That's what makes them so delicious. I mean that's why they're able to grow so fast.

[–] L3D 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is she holding an owl or holding her own. Look at her eyebrows, she is clearly an owl too http://wingmasters.net/images/owl_close_up.jpg

[–] YoHomie 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

That owl would have carried away a normal weight eight year old girl. They had to find some fat little fuck to pose for the pic.

[–] SkepticalMartian 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Average weight of an 8 year old girl is around 50 lbs. Average carrying capacity of an owl is 5 - 10 lbs depending on species. Get your facts straight.

[–] VictorOscarAlphaTang 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks, I think I just broke my arm

[–] SkepticalMartian 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

All I heard was "SAY WHAT. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

[–] Atarian 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You terrible cunts for making me laugh at jokes about children.

[–] Big_Willy_Wallace 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Subpar meme game

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