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[–] GoogleStoleMyBike 1 points 87 points (+88|-1) ago 

He rented Kevin to the Clintons a few times a month.

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[–] PizzaGate-Is-Real [S] 1 points 45 points (+46|-1) ago 

What if the sticky bandits were trying to save Kevin?

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[–] bluntripkin 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

and the old man with the shovel was hired by the clintons to make sure he would always be around,,,, for pizza time

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[–] Bridgeheadprod 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Oh Voat, don't ever change 🤗

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[–] Bridgeheadprod 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Oh my! I just realized that Kevin went on to form "the pizza underground", maybe he's trying to tell us something!

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[–] Helios-Apollo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Keep the pasta, you filthy animal.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

According to hollywood, that's the average american lifestyle.

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[–] kjell 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

More like according to John Hughes. Look at, litterally, all his other movies.

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[–] anoneko 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Maybe it was back then, it's just millenials are shit at making money.

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[–] Browngaijin 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

YOU'VE TRIGGERED ME!

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 6 points 0 points (+6|-6) ago 

it would be if we got rid of all the jews, niggers, wetbacks, and politicians

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[–] Blessthemaker 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Then who would mow my lawn and clean the house? I ain't doing that shit myself.

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[–] PardiGras 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

rather just get rid of the sister-fucking racists

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[–] Crawdadie17 4 points 26 points (+30|-4) ago 

In the movie Kevin was the only one that didn't actually get any pizza. Everyone else had pizza then are rewarded with vacation. Kevin who does not like sausage and olives and onions. Is left behind for the sacrifice for not being into pepperoni. When fuller knowing what's about to happen to Kevin. tries to save Kevin he has his head crushed by the back of a chair. And I'd like to point out guys that with some woodworking skills and some tools maybe some foam rubber a little glue a vice and some drying time. The back of a chair looks exactly like a ping pong paddle. Like wtf guys the evidence is here build the gallows. It blows my mind I have to point out the obvious. One of my piss jars broke over my keyboard only my period works guys I'm not stupid.

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[–] PizzaGate-Is-Real [S] 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

slow clap

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[–] Awful-Falafel 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This movie will never be the same to me ever again.

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[–] Crawdadie17 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lol were kinda in is nothing sacred territory.

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[–] NeedleStack 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

He was a "successful businessman". The suspicion meter is now pinned on red. He must have owned a mob-tied construction or sanitation company.

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

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[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He was a cocaine smuggler.

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

It's set in Chicago, so my guess is "community organizer"

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[–] VivaFrei 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

CEO of Goldman Sachs :-)

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Weird. If you go to the address of the house in google street view it's blurred out.

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There's another blurred one across the street and one house down.

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[–] Kal 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Member the middle class?

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I was middle class back then. It didn't look like that.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You were clearly doing it wrong!

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[–] not_shadowbanned_yet 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i 'member the middle class, it was fantastic!

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