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[–] 7040122? 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

It's not the fall that hurts, it's the sudden ... stomp of a bunch of boots after your ass has been whooped.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Heheh, I imagined pinball sound effects as he kept "falling" into their fists and boots.

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[–] HarveyKlinger 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

SADLY, the news article is fake and a few of the details in it aren't completely accurate. I was trying to find the source I once read but can't find it. The ONLY thing I can find that explains it comes from the least reliable fact checking website on the internets.

Sorry for posting a snopes article. I hate this site so much...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp

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[–] HarveyKlinger 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm sorry. I don't mean to be THAT guy. But for some reason I feel this need to correct spelling and grammar issues and research/point out factual issues. :(

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[–] Foralltoosee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I thought it was weird they went with such a solid black name. The guy who did it was black anyway, as you would expect. Why would they bother changing that?

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[–] WeaponsGradeAutist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fucking Tyrone man.

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[–] o_V_o 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

SADLY, the news article is fake and a few of the details in it aren't completely accurate.

Wow! It's fake AND inaccurate?

Seriously though, news isn't presented this way. It's an obvious hoax made specifically for the tards on this site who lap this shit up like liberals do with fake hate crimes. You're all a bunch of faggots to me, regardless of what side of the divide you happen to fall on.


The only positive here is that it's in "funny" and not "news"... though I'm sure it would be just as well-received there.

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[–] HarveyKlinger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There NEVER was a newspaper article. Someone created it based on the story. When they created it, they took liberties with the story. I think the word Marines is accurate and the fact there was a curb.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Several times on a different boot.

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[–] n0logic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

yep looks like an accident to me .

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[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've seen this shit circulated throughout the Internet for nearly a decade. It's a good story, but I'm skeptical.

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[–] BlueDrache 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Skeptical Goats Choose Snopes.

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[–] Vaati 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

After the way the handled claims made related to the election, a lot of goats are skeptical of snopes.

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[–] RickTheBastard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Plate o' shrimp?

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Those high curbs can be dangerous.