Archived When it's election day, but your girl is gonna vote for Hillary. (i.sli.mg)
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Archived When it's election day, but your girl is gonna vote for Hillary. (i.sli.mg)
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[–] SecularPenguinist 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
My wife and I were both Bernie supporters. After Hillary stole the nomination from him she was of the opinion that Hillary was still the lesser of 2 evils. I've kept her up-to-date on Clinton scandals from alleged murders to the Podesta emails and Veritas videos. I'm happy to report that she hates the Clintons almost as much as I do at this point.
[–] cointelpro_shill 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Same deal with my sister-in-law. Except she stuck with Hillary.
And then she got to fill out 2 ballots with her preferred candidate, because my politically neutral brother didn't give a shit
[–] Reyvaan 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How the hell is that legal?!
[–] SlothropAnAbreaction 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Nothing like robotrippin' at the polls.
[–] Apathy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
And while she's out, you can get some good sex/silence/video game time out of it. It's a win/win/win.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why not all three at once?
[–] SJWsRuinedIt 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Your significant other voting for Killary is symptomatic of bigger underlying issues. She's obviously not worthy of an engagement ring or one more second of your time. I've never even kissed another guy, but I'd sooner marry a male Trump voter than a female Killary voter given only those two options.
The woman would probably file domestic violence and false rape charges if you left the toilet seat up. "Like, LITERALLY rape!"
[–] selpai 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's fucked up mate.
[–] Codewow [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Shhh, Go to sleep until voting is over. Shhh
[–] XAPHAN 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Give it a rest Bill Cosby.
[–] Codewow [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you can enjoy a good game of C.A.H., you can enjoy a dark joke about spiking a drink.
[–] AfricanZionSafari 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
CHUG IT NARC!!!!
[–] FPSFairy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If someone can't taste the difference between cough syrup and wine, I'm unsure that they should be voting anyway.