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[–] fritz_maurentod 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

The Bajorans are every bit as bad.

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[–] vandilx 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I came here to post the same thing. The Bajorans are either Trek's Jews or Trek's Muslims.

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[–] SecularPenguinist 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yep, they even blew up the school on DS9 for teaching science rather than the Bajoran religion.

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[–] ashekchum 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ferengi as well

Haven't seen this version of the picture only the mexican version

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

They're super similar, but the Farengi are actually just future space Jews.

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[–] Gargilius 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

C'mon, the Ferengi are the most rational of the bunch - well, other than the Borg. They are entirely rational - no bulshit idealistic yet heavily militaristic, regimented communist style totalitarian society like the Federation, no bulshit religious / philosophical motivations like the Bajorans or the Vulcains, no brutal imperialism like a bunch of others, just plain predictable and rational greed. They get along with everyone so long as they can make a buck. I'd rather have them as neighbors than any of the other creeps in that show. The Borg would make for lousy neighbors, but they have one major redeeming feature - well, in addition to totally cool technologies - totally devoid of malicious intent, I mean, they are no more evil than ants - actually they are much better, far more generous I'd say, as they are so keen on sharing their lifestyle with anyone they encounter...

tl;dr: Ferengi are awesome.

ps: the Borg would be the darlings of the SJW globalists - everybody is equal, nobody is different, no sexism/racism/whatever-ism - universal gvt, no toxic masculanism, etc. and they'd take all the Syrian refugees we could send them for a start.

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[–] uk7zgzB66VPq 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yep, been saying it for years. Little hook nosed, space troll, super jews.

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[–] terren 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dukat was right!

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[–] lexsird 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Ferengi = Jews

Klingons = blacks

Vulcans = Asians

Romulans = Russians

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[–] 6531727? 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Klingons = Soviets

Vulcans = Chinese

Romulans = Japs

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[–] Skyrock 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Klingons were actually purposefully the Russian expies in TOS. (I also think that if it has a rugged forehead, it is no real Klingon.)

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I always took Ferengi as Indian, Klingons as generic black / Turkish /Mongol, but agree on Vulcans, and never thought of Romulans that way but make sense.

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[–] Dr_No 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Picard, Riker, Janeway etc would vote Trump.

...the Prime Directive is the guiding principle of the United Federation of Planets.

The Prime Directive, prohibits Starfleet personnel from interfering with the internal development of alien civilizations. This conceptual law applies particularly to civilizations which are below a certain threshold of technological, scientific and cultural development; preventing starship crews from using their superior technology to impose their own values or ideals on them.

In the philosophical view of Star Trek, no matter how well-intentioned the more advanced peoples are, interaction between advanced technology and a more primitive society is invariably destructive.

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[–] damnittohell 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But that's like, the opposite of the CIA. I mean, how else could we get the Indonesians to slaughter over a million of their own people and call it Democracy? Like, don't you know anything? GAWL you so stupid. VOTE HILLDOG 2016!!!

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[–] x2501x 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yes, it's the future where almost everyone has evolved past all religions.

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[–] srgmpdns 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ummm... The Borg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZEJ4OJTgg8

"Islam" = compliance, submission.

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[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Eh, I always picked them as a dark mirror of the Federation itself. Star Fleet just beiged every species into a living death of uniformity and blandness rather than sticking cyberpunk garbage tech into all their orifices before mind-wiping them.

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[–] auto_turret 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It would be that much worse if the Borg worshipped a deity, such as mofagohomet

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[–] HermesThoth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You beat me to it.

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[–] alalzia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ferengi women made their heads explode

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[–] TC10284 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, they wanted their Ferengi females to stay at home naked all the time.

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I actually had to drop a work of fiction halfway through because it took place in the future yet had a bunch of stories in it that featured Muslims fighting against oppression

"eden! it's an endless world" is pure shill bait

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[–] brucethemoose 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I'm normally sick of these Islam/Hillary jokes on /v/funny, but this one made me chuckle.

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[–] Sippio 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Same. Here's a similar joke I always love:

Why are there no indians on the Enterprise?

Because they don't work in the future either.

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