[–] NSASURVEILLANCEBOT 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Breaking: Hillary "savior" Clinton takes 4 men to heaven in Benghazi.

[–] stillinit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Definitely edited. Still funny.

[–] newoldwave 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Almost believable given CNN's record

[–] ew0978098089fd3 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

T-t-t-two men? My golly she must have at least the strength of 2 men! And this proves women are stronger than men. Whoa! Maybe her strength goes to infinity! I'm going to vote for her on November second now! I'm switching my vote and all my values and views around for this.

[–] ChristoDeFetus 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This can't be!! Her power level is over 9000!!!!

[–] ew0978098089fd3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

But seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried telling people that. As insane as it is to say this article could just as easily be taken from /v/funny and put into /v/news and I think people might think it's real.

[–] agilemittens 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's beyond hilarious, this is South Park level shit

[–] skruf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Clinton News Network

[–] Pokerguy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Funny :)

I'm sure there's no level the CNN folks won't stoop to in order to help the queen get to her rightful throne.

[–] jeegte12 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

how would this be breaking? shitty shoop

[–] malleeman 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I call bullshit!! She has the Icy Stare power and she's at 2,975 HP she can't be beaten. Mewtwo isn't even available in Washington D.C.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If we put on all of our most epic purple gear and get a pretty badass raid party together with a capable tank and a really good healer, maybe we could beat her.

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