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[–] watch_listed 0 points 79 points (+79|-0) ago 

1) This is how you get your table's food seasoned with various bodily fluids 2) This is how you get the slowest, shittiest service possible, because the waitress already knows she's getting fuck all for a tip

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[–] Philosopher_King 4 points 15 points (+19|-4) ago 

Tips are bullshit anyways.

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[–] freetoshare81 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

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[–] ginx2666 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

US tipping is absolutely retarded, but in normal countries we tip servers for exceptional service. The fact waiter takes orders and carries food is expected of them, and is why they're getting paid at all. US attitude is just like extortion: better pay extra, or we'll spit in your food; you have to tip all the time, or you'll be labelled as a scumbag.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Exactly. Never piss off someone who is going to be alone with your food....

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[–] Zenhael 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] Hell 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Was about to say.. the chocolate ice-cream will taste a bit nutty...

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[–] NassTee 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Ioxvm 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Correct answer. Take your shit elsewhere. We don't have time for you or your emotional baggage.

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[–] J_Darnley 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

But it is illegal to refuse service to a special snowflake.

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[–] ginx2666 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

If you refuse to serve faggots or trannies, you might get sued and have both your business, private life, and opinion smeared and destroyed in media, like that US couple.

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[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

"We all can read."

As someone who has been in the restaurant industry for almost a decade... yes, I'm sure you can read... but the problem is your lack of attention. I'm sure these are the kind of people who say they're ready to order but didn't even look at what side options they get with their meal.

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[–] ginganinja 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Plus, some people like to know more in detail about the food, like how fresh the fish is or where they get their chickens, and some menus have the "special of the day."

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[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Very true... also, do you really think the people that carry around a note like this are well versed in their wine knowledge? Can they tell you which of the 60 different bottles of wine would pair well with their meal? Probably not... and then they would hop on to their yelp account and spew some hatred/vitriol about how terrible the food and the wine is.

Some people's kids...

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[–] drakesdoom 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Guys if you could please turn around, go outside, take a left, walk down to go fuck your self, there is a restaurant there that will take your shit.

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[–] piratse 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HAHAHAHAHA I did exactly what they wanted..... Got 'em!

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[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Write a counter-proposal:

1) Leave (Get Out)

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I think the answer to idiocy like this is a good dose of public shaming. Any restaurant staff that gets an infantile missive like this should clink a spoon on a glass to get the sane patrons attention and read it out. Then politely tell the nutters that they're not welcome in the establishment and show them the door.

Thunderous applause and over tipping will ensue.

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[–] 6161197? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I see a 76% success chance

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[–] fancypantsmanface 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Reads like a ToDo list for the waiter.

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