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[–] Atwood ago
Someone explain wind seeker to me por favor?
[–] 5841831? ago
Actually, the joke is that there is only one ride closed at Cedar Point!
Last time we went (4 hour drive to get there) they had closed Gatekeeper, Top Thrill, Wicked Twister, Wind Seeker, Millennium Force, Gemini, Maverick, and Mean Streak. (Granted, I was OK with Mean Streak being down, because... well, because it sucks.) All of this was on a Tuesday in July, 80°, calm, not a cloud in the sky.
King's Island used to put big signs by the gate at the entrance to the parking lot that would annonce if any major rides were down that day. Once Cedar Point bought them, though, they quit doing that. And I have NEVER seen Cedar Point announce a closed ride until after they get your money for parking and for entrance to the park.
Rant bitch yell moan bitch complain, too.
[–] 5841441? ago
"This ride is currently closed due to high winds" It's apparently too windy to operate a ride that swings you around in the coastal winds.