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[–] Proppa 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I could hardly breath through all of the smoke and fire, because my neighbor was on the porch smoking a cigarette and I had the window cracked. The stairs were blocked, because I do not have a basement. I tried the doors and got burned by the handle. The only thing left to do was to jump out the window, I coughed and stumbled and sputtered through the thick fog until I finally made my way to the window at the back of the house. I began passing out but managed to drag my lifeless body through the window sill before entirely losing consciousness. I fell for what seemed like forever (though it was only seconds), I thank God every day that my 4 year old daughter and her friends were there to cushion my landing"

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[–] bm2112 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I just lost it. Bravo

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[–] 5585848? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Is this a meme now? lol

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Microwave popcorn. . . . . . . . Sounded like a wartime firefight.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hiroshima cuz microwaves=radioactive isotopes.

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[–] ginx2666 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm pretty sure it was an episode of HTF with Flippy at some point.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Gersh Kuntzman's personal 9/11 was an inside job.

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[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My turtleneck was too tight... now I know the pain and horror of being lynched.

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[–] fuck_communism 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

I can't get over the fact that the guy's name is really Kuntzman.

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[–] Wrongthink-Factory 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fitting, isn't it?

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[–] 0iamlordeyayaya0 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well he sure ain't a kockzman, or maybe he is. I don't know, whichever's worse.

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[–] windsse 1 points 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

I got a tattoo I don't like, now I know what it feels like to survive the holocaust.

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[–] FormerlyKnownAsGkar 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

What subtle elegance. Well done.

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[–] Scine 1 points 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

There are gay people and faggots, and this is a faggot.

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[–] FormerlyKnownAsGkar 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

@BadHand picks up AK-47, looks at Kuntzman, says:

"Do you know the difference between you and me, honey? I make this look fabulous!"

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[–] Scine 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Internet high five! :)

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[–] Mr_Sir 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

What have I started!

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

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[–] rieekan 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

...you've started the best new meme to come along in a long time!!!

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[–] IAmYourDad 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Context?

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

He wrote an article for a newspaper saying how he test-fired an AR-15 rifle and it left him terrified and tramautised with PTSD and the guns should be banned. Then people started trolling him with pictures and videos of little girls firing AR-15 rifles.

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[–] idle_voating 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

There are so many better ways to speak in favor of added gun control or gun bans than that.

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[–] SomewhatNeutral 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] spookybm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

AR-15 is cute on it's recoil, and it's a personal favorite peashooter... but the AR-10 does give a much bigger kick and the recoil spring doesn't compensate as well.

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[–] lexsird 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

This guy is going to be forever known as a big fucking chicken shit pussyboi. He and these libcucktards always fail to understand how deep gun culture runs in this country and we never fucking forget a gun enemy. Ever.

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[–] FormerlyKnownAsGkar 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's not even about him being a "gun enemy" - it's about his whiny, bitchy prattle about "how big and scary the big huge gun was"

And honestly, I would think it would be a bigger indictment of guns to say "With this weapon in my hands I felt powerful, unstoppable - I felt like I wanted a troops of girl scouts to wander by so I could practice on them. The recoil tapped directly into my soul. I can't describe the loss of control I felt - it was almost like a drug. These things are dangerous."

Sure we'd still make fun of him, but at least it would be a respectable kind of fun.

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[–] Swallow_That 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

So this is how you feel when you hold a firearm, like you want to shoot Girl Scouts? Tell me, is this a recurring fantasy of your's or a more recent one? Do you ever fantasize about shooting anyone other than a group of young girls?

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[–] sillymanilly 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I replied in an earlier post that I hope this episode follows this "neuter" for the rest of his life. What a twat.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Kuntzman

What a fitting last name.

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