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[–] AHyde 3 points 84 points (+87|-3) ago  (edited ago)

And if your attractive and ignore them they turn into passive aggressive bitches who try to ruin your day.

EDIT. One passive aggressive bitch didn't like me pointing this out.

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[–] Marijuana_Merlin 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

So... Feminism?

[–] [deleted] 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 5 points 23 points (+28|-5) ago 

so go fuck her faggot

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[–] LightningFrenzy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Can confirm.

Source: shy, attractive guy who does not look like a shy person.

I also don't like dealing with girls who think not responding to their really vague hints, or hints that are too in your face, right away means that you "friendzoned" her and they should stop talking to me.

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[–] AHyde 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I just think it's dangerous territory. No matter what happens it's my word vs theirs. Why are these women single and not dating in their personal life anyway? Everything nowadays is recorded in one way or another(this might save your ass though) so an innocent text or email taken out of context can still get you in a shit ton of trouble. Even accepting something as innocent as a friend request from a female coworker is disastrous. Because even at that point telling them off or blocking them could set them off and have them out to get you. Don't ever be alone with a female coworker/student. Don't be friends with them on Facebook. Don't give them your personal cell phone or email. The passive aggressive stupidity at work is nothing compared to the shitstorm one of these crazy bitches can cause if they see your dating someone else. Also on that note don't advertise your status at work. People will find ways to twist that and use it against you. Mentioning something as innocently enough as your going on a date tonight pisses them right the fuck off. Age isn't even a factor either. Older women are just as nosy and aggressive when it comes to you giving them attention or not. Safest thing to do is get a 10ft cattle prod and just keep it at your desk and when those bitches have something non-work related to talk about you zap the fuck out of them. Even women in the same industry and B2B relations with your company aren't safe. If she's a customer/supplier/support side of your business but doesn't work for the same company cattle prod those bitches to. Your better off letting people think your gay and full of AIDS than to date a coworker.

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[–] etzefeck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Am attractive male who used to work in office full of women; can confirm

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[–] bfriend13 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

Be attractive, don't be unattractive.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And also rich, being rich instead of broke can buy you attractivenes.

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[–] dabork 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] PM_me_your_mitts 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

And they saying being heavy doesn't have consequences...

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[–] LeopoldXXII 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

When has anyone ever said that?

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[–] Goat-fister 3 points 5 points (+8|-3) ago 

https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate

Lots of luls and entitlement.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Feminists frequently argue that overweight men face no social penalties and have it easy.

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[–] ExpertShitposter 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Of course it does. You sink into the ground or crush stuff beneath your feet.

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[–] Dortex1 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

This isn't funny, it's just painfully true.

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[–] faizi199BC 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Why is it painful?

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[–] Subvert-Thoughts 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

They might be fat

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

you should be past that stage of the grieving process by now. Keep making progress m80

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[–] FormerlyKnownAsGkar 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Holy shit - I'm seriously the first person to post this?

1) Be attractive
2) Be good looking
3) Don't be unattractive

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[–] cyks 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Dank

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[–] afsa 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

So same as life rules?

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they're attractive, you think, 'Oh, they're nice,' but if a stranger's ugly, you're like, 'What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo.'

--- Jim Gaffigan

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[–] DuckTales 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The difference between your boss vs your coworker.

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