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[–] asunder 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
This is from some school district in Oregon from 2012. They mentioned something about certain groups not eating sandwiches therefor maybe don't include a PB&J as part of a lesson plan because some kids might not relate to it. It's stupid all around.
That said...my PB&J distinctly uttered "cracker" in my direction this afternoon. Pretty sure they are racist.
Article about the school's actions
[–] NeedleStack 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yes, I remember this. It turned out to be fake.
[–] 5261276? 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Does this mean I can get rid of the blacks and kids with nut allergies?
I'm listening...
[–] Synisterintent 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Fuck right off
[–] chodie 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Why not? Everything else on the planet is racist! The only bread that can't be racist is pumpernickel. Check your breaded privilege, shitlord!
[–] Warden 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Mmmmmmmmm. Pumpernickel. Sweet nectar of the gods.
[–] bfriend13 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
Peanut butter is a cultural appropriation if a White man eats it.
[–] 2drunk2stand 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Jelly reproduction rates are not sustainable. Jelly needs to import more peanut butter to mate with the female jellies.
[–] ratsmack 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A black man did not invent peanut butter.
[–] bfriend13 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah I know. I was just trying to figure why PB&J was racist.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And its cultural appropriation if a black man uses a jar to store the PB.
[–] Fuck_SRS ago
Or if he buys it, cause africans didn't invent money. He can steal it and he can rape it, but he can't buy it.
[–] NedTaggart 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago (edited ago)
I love PB&J's. In fact, I think I'll make one now.
Edit: I had 2
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[–] Warden 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Is racist another word for "delicious" now?
[–] Chichi_Lambada 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
To be fair, I did hear a pb&j sandwich call a couple of black guys "fucking monkey niggers" once.
[–] CantBuySkills 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's only racist if it's on white bread.