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[–] Tb0n3 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago 

Taurus is a pretty accurate description of me

Because you're a cow?

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[–] Zaqwert 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Incorrect. Cows are valuable to society. This creature is not.

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[–] Synisterintent 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Thank you i just spit apple chunks all over my monitor and keyboard, where can I send the cleaning bill?

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[–] zquad 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fucking guy beat me to it. lol

I wonder when last she saw her pussy?

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Critical Hit!

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[–] Sippio 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Cis just means you identify as your birth gender, regardless of sexual orientation.

Have penis, consider yourself male = Cis

Have vagina, consider yourself female = Cis

Anything else is not cis. Straight is just heterosexual. Now their definition of being non-cis, but straight, that's something too complicated for me to grasp.

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[–] Estafusis 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Generally a non-cis (you can just say transgender) and homosexual person would be someone attracted to people of the same sex that they identify with, which is actually the opposite sex they were born with.

So a person born male that identifies female and is attracted to males would me trans straight.

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[–] EarlPoncho 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

that's one ugly jew

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[–] darkcharp 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Jew doesn't make the top 100 list of its problems.

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[–] MisterWings 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Its not a Jew. Its an ogre.

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[–] MorpheusGodofDreams 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

What is she screaming about?

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[–] Ulluses 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So basically a layabout who gathers with other bums to scream about how oppressed they are while sitting on $60k loans?

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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hey, whales are endangered enough already, stop driving them to suicide on the beaches, anywhere else is fine

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[–] luckyguy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, keep her away from the beach. We don't need any rogue waves.

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[–] valk2 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I read this a huge glaring neon sign that says, "warning, do not get closer than 500 feet or you might get sucked into my orbit of planet bullshit."

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[–] monkeypoo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That's a lady? Note to self, I do not want to live.

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[–] Datagod 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You had me at omnivore

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