It seems like every time I go to my local Wal-Mart, I leave empty handed. They rarely ever have what I went in to get. This last time it was Dark Souls III. They had the game displayed on the end caps, but they only stocked one row and that was now empty (of course). Before that it would be things like an adapter for my grill (out of season), or an outdoor playset (like horseshoes or badminton) for my kid (also out of season). It's become such a recurring theme that I call it "disappoint-mart". Of course it's prime scooting ground for the fully evolved gorge-sacs that are out of breath just from breathing. I think I've seen a total of five humans inside over the past few years. I'll see hugely fat "parents" watching their kids run all over the place, too lazy and out of breath to even bother saying anything; or occasionally, so incredibly mean to their child that I want to take action against them. The whole experience could be likened to turning on a water faucet and expecting to get water, but instead you get sewage. It's incredibly depressing. So I finally decided I should fill a shoe box with pictures of fat asses on scooters. Whenever I think about checking my local Wal-Mart for something I can just open that box and save myself the time to reach maximum disappointment.
TL;DR - Instead of going to Walmart, just put cutouts photos of fats in a shoe box. Walmart won't have what you were looking for and the clientele will extinguish any hopes for the human race.
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[–] PutDownTheDamnFork ago
Shop online. You can fill your screen with images of hot people shopping, surrounding the browser opened to Amazon or whatever. It'd be like the best store on earth, it's only flaw is shipping costs and time. Amazon prime might be worth looking into in that case.