I was watching a old movie tonight and saw a normal human (1990's) grab a barf bag and let loose.
Yeah, everyone around them were horrified but the bag contained the mess and they ran in shame to the restroom as soon as they could to clean up.
It made me think... What the fuck would it be like if a lard-barge decided it doesn't like flying and let loose all of its 7 stomachs?
Has anyone here checked what a modern barf-bag looks like today? It has got to be at least 3x larger or they stock at least 3x more in the pocket. If its not... God. I dont want to fly anytime soon.