Archived If you had an unlimited home gym budget, what would you buy? (fitness)
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Archived If you had an unlimited home gym budget, what would you buy? (fitness)
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[–] schwanstucker 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Unlimited?
Barbells
Power rack
Dumbells to 100# (not that I'll use 100# in each hand, but it looks good)
Pulldown machine
Leg press machine
Rowing machine.
2nd power rack set up for bench presses and standing presses.
About a zillion pounds of weight for the dozen or so barbells.
Total Gym (good for warm ups, plus, Chuck Norris likes them)--the industrial kind.
adjustable dumbells, in case I don't like the fixed ones.
A sauna.
benches. Lots of benches.
Back Hyperextension bench
Dipping machine.
Lots of curling bars.
A giant TV to play either motivational or training videos (no need for network stuff; youtube is fine).
Lots and lots of space. Lots.
Step up benches.
Neckstraps.
Wrist roller
Gripping balls (usually filled with small shot or some such)--small, medium, large.
Personal shower.
I dunno about the masseuse; my girlfriend is a former police officer. I might be killed.
[–] Demonic_Mime [S] ago
It sounds like you would have the whole town at your place, lol, I like to keep things on the down low.
[–] schwanstucker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Of course I would. 'Twould be fun. Besides. I have a lot of the stuff I wanted already. Lots of weight (all adjustable), dumbells (not to 100#, but still...), bench, total gym. Just don't have / can't fit the power rack. I'm probably going to make one. Come on over...Problem is that it's all outside for now. We also have dogs.
[–] ScientistSupreme 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A heavy bag made to practice grappling, a climbing wall, a salmon ladder
[–] NateThomas1979 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Did I mention I'm a personal trainer? I'd love to be able to have something like Mark Wahlberg's home gym
[–] Demonic_Mime [S] ago
Ah, a personal trainer. Are you independent or do you work for a gym?
[–] NateThomas1979 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Independent at the moment. I have a soon-to-be 3 year old who has had some developmental delays so I cut my business back hardcore and am looking forward to getting back into it in another 2-3 months. Pain in the ass to redevelop a client base, but not anything I haven't done before. :-)
Big box gyms are nice as you don't have to look for clientele and the types of individuals are usually similar so it's not a large brain drain, but I like the fact that independent contracting introduces me to a much wider variety of clientele.
[–] barset 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Olympic swimming pool, indoor track, a couple of those really nice sex dolls, a few well made heavy bags of various weights, sauna, ice bath, a Nordic track, a rower, stationary bikes, treadmills, a rock wall, a bunch of various weight medicine balls.
[–] Demonic_Mime [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I like how you just casually threw the sex dolls in there
humping is good exercise I guess
[–] barset 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It really works the core and helps build your stamina. My end goal of working out isn't so I can lift or get cut, but to look good naked and be able to fuck for hours.
[–] multidan 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
1 ton of gold plates. Another ton of gold dumbbells.
[–] Demonic_Mime [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
no selling ;)
at least you'd feel like a champ though, and they won't rust
[–] algidum 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] you-dumbass 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Artificial Gravity Machine
Salmon Ladder rated for several times my body weight
Luxury bathroom sauna, shower, bidet, everything
Fully stocked kitchen
[–] JamesGatz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd buy the Joe Rogan kettle bells because they look dope.
I'd get the essentials like a combo bench/squat rack that holds weight on the side. Other weights.
Big rubber bands and resistance bands.
Some nice mats.
I'd get one of the playground swinging bar things for weird body weight fitness stuff.
A nice sized pool would be dope.
I'd want a full basketball court with good seating around it.
A big dirt hill to run up... And hey one of those parachutes to make me miserable doing it.
And I'll end it with an ice tub.