Hello wonderful Comrades, I hope all my fellow Americans practiced safe sun watching today.
So I was in Walmart getting some not-so-cute panties for my monthlies. I stood in line behind a man and his small child, I'm thinking 7? I placed my item on the belt and waited for the dad to finish his transaction. As I wait, the little kid looks at the panties and states a bit loudly:
Kid: 5s! S means small right?
Kid: you have a small butt!
Me: I do, I do.
At this point the dad starts apologising and I'm honestly chill with it. But then the kid yells "and she's got a big butt! Fat butt!! You need 5xxxxxxx"
This was directed at the rather porky cashier. I tried not to laugh as the dad attempted to shut his kid up. The cashier was visibly upset. And didn't take too kindly to my "kids will be kids" comment.
Grow up a strong shitlord my little comrade.