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[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 83 points (+83|-0) ago 

I hope her measurements trigger any of you lurking hams. I hope you read those numbers and weep sweet tears of high fructose corn syrup beetus.

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[–] sandanglokta 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Sadly, they just see they're a size 12 like they think she was.

My mother went from size 10 to size 2 from 1970 to 2010, despite only weighing 4lbs less after 40 years.

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I think it's speeding up. I've gone from a size 2 to size 000 in the past 3 years, and i gained 5 pounds.

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[–] NZ_MPS 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I kind of get upset when I see a comment like this with no downvoats. That means no hams have seen it yet.

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 59 points (+59|-0) ago 

I made this picture a while ago (so there's slightly different measurements). My dad's obese girlfriend practically worships Monroe, so I hung it on the fridge. (Also did some fat shaming Ecards). The ham was so fucking pissed, it was hilarious.

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[–] byebyethrow001 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

Could this be our sidebar?

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[–] skinny4life 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I vote for sidebar as well

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[–] Ripley_Riae [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Only difference is 1" on the waist which allowed for the 2-3" fluctuation below the national average as stated.

Bet the ham loved that picture

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

This image has been added to the sidebar(still tweaking it.)

Congrats!

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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I <3 our mods

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

:D You guys are awesome.

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[–] Ripley_Riae [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You still tweaking the sidebar picture? Seems a tiny bit low down on my screen (Cuts off half of "like you" at the bottom)

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[–] WarGy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Umm, I think those measurements are circumferences, as you have it, with a 35" chest, she would have definately been a ham.

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's what it's meant to be :) If you have a better way to represent circumferences in the picture, I'd love to hear it...

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Good post, OP. If Marilyn were alive today, she'd be thin-shamed by those SJW landwhales.

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[–] Ripley_Riae [S] 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Considering she's a modern day size 0 they would probably throw food at her and call her anorexic.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's a pity it isn't good food that they'd throw.

I might milk it for free food, otherwise.

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[–] Ripley_Riae [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

In other news: Got onto /v/all. My life is complete

And I hope someone enjoyed the Star Wars reference

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[–] Persolus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

We're not removed from /v/all anymore?

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[–] GenevieveJenkins 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Nope. We don't take over the whole page anymore, so there's no point removing ourselves from it.

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[–] HomerSimpson 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

This post has been added to "Recommended Reading." Congrats!

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[–] Ripley_Riae [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

wahay! First submission to exceed 100 upvotes as well. Today is a good day

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[–] notyourgoodfatty-com 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She also loved to work out, there are even pics of her working out you just never see them because they get buried by fatties posting her preggo pics.

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[–] Deep-Fried1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And ate several small, high protein meals a day. Something that hams will never master

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[–] dotty 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I wish I had a 22 inch waist with size D boobies lol.

Also, in our new sidebar image, you can CLEARLY see her hip bones protruding out. How can hams look at that and be like "Yep, that's me!"teehee

Edit: words.

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[–] I_schadenfreude 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Modern science says you can. Thank you implants! :D

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[–] TheShitlordBellossom 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The average female waist size is 36 inches?

america pls

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[–] FuriousFucktard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Christ, i'm a 6'3 chap and while I was paying no attention and gorging on cake I grew a 36" waist. It was awful. (Much better now).

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