I have a Bichon Frise mix that is poofy as can be. Not fat, just a ton of curly fur.
I'm also fostering a chihuahua/maltese mix puppy who is obviously much smaller (3 lbs, while my dog is 10 lbs).
Walking them both along the boardwalk when some Seaworld-escapee orca starts making noises I can only assume were a beckoning call to her pod.
Orca: EEIIIIIIIII IS THAT A PUPPY?
Me: (no shit the fuck else would it be?) yeah
O: omg omg, he is soooo precious. He reminds me of my dog!!
my other dog comes up to her as she pets the puppy, probably getting the smell of the pepperoni she has hidden in her purse in case of her sugahhs
O: ohh! you're cute too, but not as cute as this one. You're a little tubby.
M: (without missing a beat) yeah, just like everything else, they look worse the bigger they are.
O: (REEEEEEEEEEEE) Excuse me? well some people can't help it you know, and it's not fair to just assu...
she said some other shit, but it all pretty much amounted to a huge REEEEEE.
- What kind of bitch actually says that type of shit?
- Is you blind?
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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Was that the kid that was all over talk shows and stuff like maury? I remember her name being Jessica but idk about her last name. If it is the same kid, I saw some update about her somewhere on YouTube and she's in her teenage years and her body if wrecked. She has sooo much extra skin. Fuck her stupid parents, I remember her and her mom on Maury and her mom played the "fatty victim" role. "I dun no how she dun got this big." Five minutes later, she's listing Jessica's favorite foods. "Muh babays got a big apetyte! She luvs dem twinkies and pizza, and she'll only drink sodar!"
Like what the fuck lady, can you not see the disconnect? Oh, and what do you mean you don't know what to do? 7 year olds don't have their own money, stop buying and feeding her shit! Put her on a diet and maybe your fat ass will lose weight too.