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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There's nothing more shitlordy than embarrassing a fat just by existing. No jokes, no cutting remarks, not even a thought concerning the fat. Just living life as a normal human.

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I was hesitant to even call this shitlording because I didn't go out of my way or make any effort to get this result.

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[–] TheThinSister 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Which makes it one of the best ways of shitlording. Just check out one of the TITP blogs and look for your story if you really want to see what you did. I'm sure during that glider part will include flipping off the fatty after it overhears you tell your son something hateful about fatties. You'd be surprised at what being thin makes you do without your realization when you're around fatties.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It is the purest form of shitlording. And the bonus is there can be no accusations, and any jealous BS the fatty starts just makes them look even worse.

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

But I thought that fit parents spend 8h a day at the gym and don't have any time for their kids!

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[–] Fattiesaremean 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

😂😂

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I mean, remember when this immobile blob claimed that she's a better mother than most working parents because she spends soooo much time with her son?

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I must be doing it wrong :)

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[–] William_Wallace 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That poor little girl is doomed

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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's interesting how the natural inclination of kids, even those born to hams, is to run around and play. Imagine going through millions of years of evolution just to sit on a bench.

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I did feel bad for her, that must suck seeing kids play with their parents while you can't because your parent is lazy.

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[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah and even if you invited her to join the moon would just stop letting her go to the park.

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[–] Literallyretarded 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This is pretty common. A couple of weeks ago I took my two boys to one of those indoor trampoline places. They were soo excited and asked me if I would jump with them. Of course I said yes. Those little faces are hard to say no to. We jumped for two hours and I was surprised I wasn't more sore the next day. In the jumping area there were a few parents but not many. Maybe 3-5. The rest sat on these bleacher looking things that were faced at the jumping area.

I'm so glad I jumped with them. All three of us had a blast. I was surprised at how tired I was after two hours. It was more of a workout than expected. I can't tell you how many overweight moms glared at me. Just for playing and spending time with my kids. One lady in particular just looked furious at me.

It's a shame. Your children should come first above everything. Especially food.

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

We have one of those places close by to my house. Now that the snow's gone, I think it would be the perfect time to check it out as most people will be out enjoying the sun :)

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[–] idontwannabeablob 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Oh how I wish I was short enough to use one of those things, being 6'7" sucks sometimes

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can still do it, just lift your legs and hold your knees at chest height. It won't look pretty, but I bet you could go fast.

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[–] Charcoal 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Holy shit, I feel bad for that kid. They're being robbed of their childhood because her mom won't stop being fat. How could you be so selfish to your own child???

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Especially when we live in a day and age when kids can't just go to the park by themselves without risking having the cops take them away.

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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I fucking love going to the park. I take my daughter and her and I run around and play. Fatties sit on the benches and shovel chips into their gullets while browsing tumblr, also smallfats will come up to me and hit on me. Every once in a while I get the satisfaction of turning them down, I have a girlfriend who is fucking awesome but I never say something like "I'm in a relationship" every time I say "I'm not looking to date anyone right now" or something like that. I should shitlord harder but telling a small car that I would rather be single than go for coffee with them fucking gives me joy. The dumb cows probably think I'm a meal ticket or something since for sure their kids were the result of a pump and dump from a guy who skipped the country upon finding out they had knocked up some livestock.

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I hate how fats always think they can just hit on people.

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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I am apparently what every fat minivan driving single mom is looking for. I make sure to tell them that my childrens mother is no longer in the picture as well. I like them to think I am available because they always mention that they are single, which I think would be obvious since they are fat.

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[–] KJkrunch 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Quick, adopt the little girl. She'll have much more fun and won't lead a life of beetus.

Am I kidding? Partially...

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[–] ScottRockview [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The thought had crossed my mind. I am not even kidding.

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