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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

4'11 and 165 lbs, fucking-A. What the fuck has happened that they don't understand what obese looks like? They seem to think obese is only the shit they show on 600 lbs life.

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[–] WhatTheFat 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'm the same height, and I like to keep around 100. I just had a kid last week so I'm obviously above that, but not for long (still in normal BMI). That being said, the fattest I've ever been in high school was around 160... and yeah, it was fucking nasty. Not sure exactly the pants size because when I hit size 14, I stopped wearing jeans and wore sweatpants or ankle-length skirts. I'd say she's about 16-18, and that doesn't look good on ANYONE, but especially someone under 5 foot! Gross.

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[–] slugsrgr8t 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I know we're weird Internet people... BUT PLEASE MAY WE HAVE PICTURES OF YOUR LITTLE WORM BABY!!!!

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Congrats on your new shitlord or shitlady.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Congrats!

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Damn, your belly was huge! Congrats!

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's obese as fuck.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Slightly related, I was watching "funniest moments from Family Feud" videos while doing stuff around the house and one of the final questions was "What do men think is the ideal waist size (in inches) for a woman?" The first woman guessed 32" and 7% of the people polled agreed....second woman (pretty beefy) said 34" and 0% agreed. The bitter look on her face was priceless when Steve Harvey said that the #1 answer was 24". I'm a guy who's 5'9 and 153 lbs and I have a 32" waist....that's just pathetic that the cow thinks men find a pig to be the "ideal" woman.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have an acquaintance who's around the same specs as her (4"10 and around 150 lbs). She refuses to exercise and makes all sorts of excuses to chow down on unhealthy food. They'll do anything except put out effort in life.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Right? She's only 10-15 lbs shy of TWICE what a healthy weight would be for her.

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[–] longlostbleu 2 points 32 points (+34|-2) ago  (edited ago)

4'11" and 165 pounds? 4'9", 90.8 pounds

bleh.

eta triggered

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[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Amazing, thank you for the eyebleach. Love petite gals, the shorter the better :)

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[–] etzefeck 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

So much fun in bed and so easy to pickup and toss around! My wife is 4 foot 11 and 104, some nights it is like Cirque du Soleil.

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[–] LawyersPlayDota 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

youre 4'9?

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[–] longlostbleu 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I am indeed 4 foot 9

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[–] burntfishnchips 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

4'9

S-So freakin adorable!! I love tiny ladies.

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[–] squealingbravery 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Oh my.

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[–] Raylan 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Some women are born with a larger set of bones." What do they think their skeleton looks like on an x-ray?

"Offense is taken, not given." I like that.

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[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lol, Kindergarten Cop.

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[–] Scooty_Puff 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

They think their skeletons look like this: http://www.memes.com/img/538363

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[–] Belgian_boom 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Im not seeing anything wrong in this pic, its a healthy womyn skeleton! /s

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[–] devoresekk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wow, size 10 bones, huh? I'm pretty sure archaeologists are yet to find a skeleton that looks like the Michelin Man.

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[–] ladyinthebluedress 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I have wide hips and I'm very tall.

I can get down to a size 7US and I have big ass muscles.

Also, you can tell from looking at me that I'm not fat.

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[–] NoCountryForFatMen 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago  (edited ago)

CAN NO ONE SPELL?! Holy shit. I realize the average IQ of humanity must be in the 60-90 range, but still. What the fuck? Not a single motherfucker you talked to was able to spell the most basic and banal of words.

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[–] Jitenon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

99% of the fats I have had the misfortune of conversing with can't spell anything, planets are pretty much guaranteed to be in the 0th percentile for intelligence it seems! Fat and dumb. What a correlation

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Cut that loser, white knight simp out of your life. The sooner the better. Completely toxic. He didn't mind her talking major shit to you, but gets upset when you defend yourself? Seriously, when people reveal themselves like this, cut them out.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I plan to keep him around for further lulz only. I've already cut ties with his father, my brother the "morbidly obese planet" I referred to in one of the screencaps, many years ago.

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[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My nephew's got the same problem. Except his dad isn't a worthless fat fuck. But still, none of us can get him free from the ugly hamplanet he's currently with. Guess some boys do just like 'em big.

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[–] yummyyummywonton 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Lol holy fuck, 4'11 165 pounds. I'm 4'11 and 95 pounds and look like this https://i.sli.mg/2xpfQh.jpg I could never imagine weighing as much as that beast at my height.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I like your bra! (I own that same one, only probably a different size)

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[–] yummyyummywonton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you! It's my favorite sports bra, I just got done working out when I took that pic :)

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[–] DylannStorm 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dude I'm jealous as hell! I'm 5'5" and 103lbs and I wish I were your height.

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[–] yummyyummywonton 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Haha it's fun being fun sized, but finding clothes in america sucks :/ I usually get all my clothes on asian websites haha, which isn't too bad since the clothes are usually pretty cute!

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[–] Wienerfarts 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm 5'2 and I wish I was 5'6-5'7, but I'd be more than happy with 5'5. Just know that someone is vying for your attributes!

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[–] Burningdandelion 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

just trying to understand you

Dude so well done, that kind of passive aggressive comment went right over his head.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Thank you. I'm a seasoned troll, but I honestly thought that would upset him at least a little.

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[–] Burningdandelion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Unfortunately he doesn't seem too bright. The kind of ape-like beta male reaction of grunting and hitting at anything that seems foreign, physical or not.

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[–] bieberhole_69 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

4'11 and 165. Literally 13 inches shorter than me at the same weight. Yes, you are obese.

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