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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 80 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago
"Weight fluctuates"
Ahahahahaaaaaaa wow. Not by 50 lbs you lardass!
[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
Seriously, a child isn't going to notice if you gain a few pounds, you really have to pack it on before they pick up on it.
[–] Charcoal 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
"a little"
[–] EatingSteak 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I've tried this - weighed myself at the beginning & end of workouts (going from hydrated to dehydrated - figuring weight loss from calories burned is probably negligible in that time).
The most I was able to lose in one shot was about 3 pounds. NOT enough to make any visible difference - not even close.
There's a formal term for fluctuating more than that: Denial
[–] JiminyShitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not quite. The body can fluctuate ~7lbs in water weight. You'll feel it yourself, but you aren't likely to have anyone notice an appreciable difference in your appearance from that.
[–] FPHdidnothingwrong 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Their weight fluctuates in that it's continually increasing