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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 80 points (+80|-0) ago 

"Weight fluctuates"

Ahahahahaaaaaaa wow. Not by 50 lbs you lardass!

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Seriously, a child isn't going to notice if you gain a few pounds, you really have to pack it on before they pick up on it.

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[–] Charcoal 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

"a little"

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[–] EatingSteak 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I've tried this - weighed myself at the beginning & end of workouts (going from hydrated to dehydrated - figuring weight loss from calories burned is probably negligible in that time).

The most I was able to lose in one shot was about 3 pounds. NOT enough to make any visible difference - not even close.

There's a formal term for fluctuating more than that: Denial

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[–] JiminyShitlord 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Not quite. The body can fluctuate ~7lbs in water weight. You'll feel it yourself, but you aren't likely to have anyone notice an appreciable difference in your appearance from that.

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[–] FPHdidnothingwrong 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Their weight fluctuates in that it's continually increasing

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Worse still, they will beat this behavior out of her with their "all bodies are beautiful" and "you shouldn't call people...".

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[–] Nietzscheese 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Worse still, they'll stuff her full of beetus until she becomes a fupa-potamus too.

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[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"People"

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

No ones weight should fluctuate so much you look literally pregnant when you're not.

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[–] Sire 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Little kids know the truth and fatties can't do a damn thing about it. Except brainwash the kid to protect their own feefees, and to everyone's horror it will happen.

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Aww, bless that little girl. That's exactly the kind of announcement I would expect to come from my five year old. It's a shame her mom will inevitably ruin her by continuing to explain how excessive weight gain is normal.

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[–] Algermas 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

This kind of content really shows the deep degeneracy of fat "people".

It may not forgive its offspring any time soon... for making a factual fucking observation.

Why do fats do this? Because they're ashamed. They know it's true. I get comments all the time, about my height, questions asking me why im sad ( hay fever is a bitch ) and do I get mad? No, because to a toddler I really am a giant and when I get near certain kinds of pollen my eyes do look like I just lost my family to a fiery car crash.

God bless children, they see exactly what we see but express it unfiltered. More adults should be like that. If my breath smells I'd rather someone tell me. If I look sick I want people to let me know.

Simply ridiculous.

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[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

My dream is for all children to be this honest.

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[–] 8Hz_WAN_IP 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

They are, until they are taught otherwise.

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[–] codeverydamnday 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

True. I got asked if I was pregnant once by a kid when I was about 14 and had started binging on junk food after school. Cue obvious embarrassment; I scrapped that habit REAL fast.

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[–] sizedouttaZero 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

notice how thus little girl thought her mom was having TWINS. This lardo was getting so huge her kid thought there where two real babies in there, not just one food baby.

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