Archived Hamgoblin Gets Its Morning 64oz Genetucks (2x 32oz) (i.sli.mg)
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Archived Hamgoblin Gets Its Morning 64oz Genetucks (2x 32oz) (i.sli.mg)
submitted ago by ShitlordLovesOreos
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[–] ShitlordLovesOreos [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Several people commented saying maybe it's not beetus liquid. I watched it fill up at least one of them with all Coca-Cola classic. Unknown what's in the second.
[–] Belgian_boom 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Well, with this body proportion, Im sure that its beetus juice...
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What could possibly be in there that wouldn't make it ridiculous? Maybe, maybe ice, but I don't buy that.
[–] erythropoetin 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Always makes me wonder who needs a drink that large. It makes sense if it's water, but we all know that's filled with soda.
[–] interstate-15 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I have a caffeine problem. I would easily down a size of that in coffee form or ice tea.
[–] crashtestgenius ago
You need to increase the caffiene concentration. I can have the same amount of caffiene as that in a shot glass.
[–] fat_handle 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How do people lack the intelligence to figure out that this is not okay for humans to consume?
[–] xDominik 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
yeah i need two sittings for a 11 oz can of coke.
but i usually fill it up with a little bit of sparkling water and a slice of lemon
[–] Belgian_boom 2 points 1 point 3 points (+3|-2) ago
Hate to breaks this to you, but the water and the lemons doesn't make it more healthy...
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Don't worry, it's diet coke. Wouldn't want to lose her girlish figure, yeah?
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It was 100% Coca-Cola classic. I watched it fill up.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Holy god, that's more than 700 calories. WHY
[–] xDominik 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
2 liter of fucking coca cola?
thats fucking insane
[–] physicscat ago
Lol......I haven't heard up it called Coca-Cola Classic since the 80's fiasco that was New Coke! Thanks for the baaaad memories!
[–] christy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Diet Coke and about a 6 second pour of sugar for flavor.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
In case anyone needs socialism units, that's almost 2 fucking liters!
Also, I read hemogoblin, for some reason.
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Half-gallon in another version of imperial units. Haha.
[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Socialism units! Love it!
[–] crashtestgenius 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Speaking of hemoglobin, her a1c much be insane... I'm pretty sure drinking that much just ONCE could affect mine by like... 2-3 points.
[–] Booplesnoot 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She looks like a ball in a sock
[–] physicscat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I love QT. Clean, neat, fast, great gas prices....they sell fresh fruit!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Those cankles have seen some shit.
[–] SugarPie ago (edited ago)
Just from looking at that QuikTrip coffee counter and being a caffeine addict who once lived in the area I'm assuming you're in, I believe I know where you are, fellow shitperson! Not to be creepy or anything...lol
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos [S] ago
Hmm. Scary! PM me with your guess. Haha.