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[–] Radu49 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I know a guy that walked into a pizza buffet place, asked for a cup. He stuffed like half a pizza into the cup, and I mean really packed that shit down to get as much as possible in there. Then he fled to the car and proceeded to peel the styrofoam cup off the pizza glob like the wrapper on a fucking ice cream cone and just take enormous slobbery bites of it. I was giving him a ride to a job interview and we stopped for this on the way.

Fucking wat. Edited for more

I once saw a really fat dude at a Chinese Buffett smear ranch dressing from his wrist to elbow then as he ate he brushed the food along the dressing before putting into his mouth.