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[–] delusions 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That was fuckin hilarious bro. I like these kind of posts, just to hear a shitlord talking in real time is awesome, so much better than a wall of text imo

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[–] Hamdalf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It was an unexpected experience for me. I'd love to hear more of y'all talking. It was very fun!

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[–] Mister2 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah it was a pretty cool experience to be told a story like this. Would encourage more often this in the future.

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[–] fuckthisshitimout 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I would have payed to witness this first-hand. Also, I would have told that 10 year old to fuck off as well, I get myself in trouble with my potty mouth quite often.

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[–] klongtoey 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

*paid

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[–] Nebulose11 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lol'd: Hardcore Loling from my car I would have been.

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[–] BuzzingBeaver 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Banned for hurting feelings?

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[–] HamAtEnormousSize 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I hate how fat fucks are too retarded to figure out what lard they want to shove down their grease hole, they should have a choice on the menu that says "throw enough greaseball burgers and other shit into a trough to feed 5 healthy humans" then those greasy useless sacks of shit could order that every time.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I never heard of them making choices. I thought they just walked up to the counter and said, "yes."

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[–] 4948581? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is that a salad without ranch? OK I'll have everything but that.

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[–] captainbuttpirate 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

But My dear shitlady... Your who-has little tally-wacker is made of the same erectile tissue as a man's penis :p. So thusly! Yes, yes you can have a boner :p

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[–] klongtoey 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

what about the penis bone? there is no bone inside a clitoris

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[–] klongtoey 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

a wide-on?

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[–] Cannnot_ban_Amalek [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Hahaha

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[–] S_FPH 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lmao it was nice to hear a story like this with audio instead of a wall of text. It'd be nice to hear audio fat-hate stories more often.

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[–] Cannnot_ban_Amalek [S] 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I have a few more stories I should post, not recent occurrences, but still relevant to the sub.

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[–] 4948588? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You have this natural talent when telling a story. You make it both funny and light. I like it.

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[–] BlackBetty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Do it.

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[–] toilet_kitten 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I enjoyed listening to your voice, much nicer than reading. Amazing story too, fucking hilarious. 10/10

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[–] Cannnot_ban_Amalek [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Thanks.

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